A-1 Toilets

09/25/2026

FRIDAY FUNNY TIME:

What's brown and sticky? A stick...

I know what you're thinking: as a toilet company, it would have been something else, but nope!!

However, what's brown and squishy? Your septic backing up into your basement this winter because you didn't get your septic pumped this fall!

There is still time to get it done before the snow flies! Don't hesitate, because nobody wants to dig out their tank from 3 feet of snow.

Call us today!

See you out there,

A-1

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09/23/2026

SURPRISE!! We forgot one!

It's time for our FINAL Weekly Summer of Giveaways!!! We ended the summer last year with this one, and it seems fitting again with the color season nearly upon us.

Congratulations this week goes out to Eric Stromer!!! His name was randomly chosen from our likers/followers for our giveaway...

Eric, you win a gift card to Syl's Cafe in Ontonagon. Go enjoy some delicious food on us with your family or a couple friends, while you go on some color tours around the UP. Send us a message to claim your prize.

But that's it! Thanks to the 864 of you who follow us, and make sure you stay tuned. We hope not to be totally radio silent all winter, but stay tuned next summer for our 2027 Weekly Summer of Giveaways!!!

Until then, see you out there.

A-1

08/27/2026

Hey Copper Country Inn, tell them to give us a call if you see them. We have some porta potties and a pumper truck to get them taken care of.

08/25/2026

ALSO, we did our drawing for our weekly Summer Giveaway from the hat, and Megan Cavis's name was drawn!!

Megan, reach out to us to claim your prize to La Cantina Mexican Restaurant of Hancock.

Does anyone know if The Prickly Pine Cafe got gift cards yet? I want to go there and get one for my next giveaway to help them celebrate their grand reopening!!

See you out there,

A-1

08/25/2026

THE WINNERS ARE IN!!

Take a look.

Thanks to everyone for playing! We really appreciate it and enjoy seeing all your pictures.

If you're a winner, please reach out and we'll coordinate getting you your prize!

Til next year, see you out there.

A-1

08/25/2026

Stay tuned!!!

We'll announce our Houghton County Fair giveaway winners on TUESDAY at NOON!!

Don't miss this reveal. YOUR NAME might be called!

Until then, see you out there...

A-1

08/21/2026

we're at 749 followers!! We only need ONE MORE to get a second runner-up prize going.

Only 251 more to get a second grand prize going...

Find a friend!

See you out there,

A-1

08/21/2026

Day 5 means CLUE 5!!! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY!!! Get your pics in by MIDNIGHT. Can you find the toilet and send me a picture of you in front of it to be entered into the drawing?!

We are at 734 followers... only 26 to go to add the extra runner-up prize!! IF we get to 750 followers by the end of today (Friday) when the entries close, we'll give away TWO runner up prizes. That means THREE prizes altogether! If we get to 1,000 (okay, so we only added like 30 yesterday, so I know it won't happen), we'll give away TWO GRAND PRIZES!! That means TWO people will win 4 passes and $100 to spend, and TWO people will win 2 passes and $50 to spend.

**Also, stay tuned to the end for the opportunity for an extra entry!**

Now, onto the clue...

"Here comes an out-of-towner
in his big fancy truck
covered on the underside
with specs of mud and muck .

'Hey Mrs. Toilet,
I just came off Bill Nichols trial,
I heard you have a prize to give
I'ma take a pic, so smile!'

Says the toilet to her friend
'Photos of me, there is no lack
I gotta be the most popular
Toilet this side of the Mac!

I'm a happy porta john
in a friendly little town
come on out and find me
and turn your day around!'"

Plop, ploppp, ploppppppp.

Want an extra entry? Send me a message with who the park is dedicated to, and I'll throw your name in the drawing again! (no Googling... kidding, how would I know?)

See you out there,

A-1

08/20/2026

Day 4 means CLUE 4!!! ONLY TWO DAYS LEFT!!! Can you find the toilet and send me a picture of you in front of it to be entered into the drawing?!

As an ADDED BONUS, if we get to 750 followers by the end of Friday when the entries close, we'll give away TWO runner up prizes. That means THREE prizes altogether! If we get to 1,000 (okay, that's crazy, so I know it won't happen), we'll give away TWO GRAND PRIZES!! That means TWO people will win 4 passes and $100 to spend, and TWO people will win 2 passes and $50 to spend.

Okay, onto the clue...

"Along come some kids on bikes
with bags from Dollar G
they are squelchy, they are squirmy
they have figured out Clue 3.

"Hey guys, look over here!" says one,
"They took away our swings!
And the teeter totter's gone,
NOW where will we go 'WEE!'"

The toilet stands up taller
she knows where they'll go wee
but the kids just ride away
Do they know about Clue 3?

'I'm a lonely porta john
in a lonely little town
come on out and find me
and turn your day around!'"

Plop, ploppp, ploppppppp.

See you out there,

A-1

08/19/2026

Day 3...

CLUE 3:

"Along comes A-1
in their white pump truck
it's that time of the week
time to do the dance with Chuck.
"Hey Mrs. Toilet
let's see what we've got today.
How many folks have come
to the park on 7th near main?"

Says the toilet to his friend
"It's been a quiet week,
only two have come on by
to take a pic with me!

I'm a lonely porta john
in a lonely little town,
come on out and find me
and turn your day around!"

Plop, ploppp, ploppppppp.

TWO entrants now so far! And only three days left...

Today is refresh day, so hopefully it's clean!

See you out there,

A-1