04/13/2024
A diaman dcan up look n2 any mirror
a dianaman can look into a mirage
A dyeing triangle can not look into or through a square. 2c reality is i might say is a gift worthy of ending your own life though and it is a good thing you cant die as i might give that a little encouragement next to some cherry sweet & sour twizzlers candy stick and heavy cream a note pad, blackhole extractor. followed by a free apartment next to my apartment back of the building. Fire Department will pass underneath your apartment at Significant moments 5 or six times beginning with 1 minute after you loose consciences ending with 30 minutes prior to what ever time you set your wake up timer.
You will have a immaculately perfectly roof which is guaranteed NEVER TO LEAK unless it rains. The leaks will begin 2 days after the rain stops with up to 2000 gallons of water between the roof and your ceiling. the leak will stop as you upon the door for the housing inspector. Since the landlord has used anti stain and mold resistant paint there will never be any proof to show a leak on the sunny day orther than your crazy story of water leak on a s perfect day and your bucket of (what smell to be ) urin in a different room of the apartment each time you call the inspector. your roaches will keep asking you to play the DVD [ JOES APARTMENT ] on the Television or Computer and every day you fail to meet the roaches reasonable request one of your electronic devises will mysteriously spark loudly before a brief flash of light a tiny mushroom cloud will rise to the ceiling and instead of your smoke alarm activating after the short out the smoke alarm activates an 10 minutes before the random device shorts out mysteriously leaving you running around you home trying to figure out what is going to blow. every time you are engaged in a private personal moment the actor or news caster on television will clear their throat and not look away until the same time you look to see if they are watching you which they are not though when you are done they always make a derogatory comment that appears to be directly related to your guest phone conversation or cheating on your diet. everything that you enjoy will be made illegal, sour, or goes out of business and aliens personal luxury fun craft will go by directly in from of your window and you will soon realize that you are in fact in hell when ARE WE ALONE television show comes on live every Thursday which ignores your phones and letters showing obvious hoaxes
the fictitious television show ARE WE ALONE is the most watched show which. an ever so fascination crowd of actual aliens from other galaxies and dimensions gather in your home to view the program often posing for photographs in front of the television which you learn is absolutely pointless.
Police always ask you why anyone would do the what ever thing you are calling talking around in circles until you throw them out of your home.
everything you order from amazon will be nothing like you ordered and if you order anything over $200.00 you will receive a delivery confirmation though never relieve the product.
Police always ask you why anyone would steal the thing you are calling talking around in circles until you throw them out of your home.
every month what ever thing you thought was the worst thing that could ever happen to you was in fact [ not the worst thing that could ever happen to you ] as you grow to learn every month.
Police always ask you why anyone would do the what ever thing you are calling talking around in circles until you throw them out of your home.
One of the people you work with every day has no recollection of you what so ever. this occurs one a week.
When you contact HR they always ask you why anyone would do the what ever thing you are calling talking around in circles until they fire you however you find that you can always go back to work as the HR people never have any recollection of you and loose the paper work.
If you ever let someone into your building you don't know one of the other neighbors are violent murdered after they chase you up the stairs yelling "WHO YOU THINK YOU LOOKING AT?"
Police are asking of anyone seen o heard anything always telling you to get back into your apartment because you are in their way
the wind stops blowing. people choke of car exhaust fumes which never have anyway to blow off. everyday another block somewhere in the world simple blowsUp.
