01/04/2021
It's a New Year, and it SUCKS ALREADY! So let's Drink, January 5!
We have finally bid farewell to our own national Annus Horribilis, 2020, and are approaching the date for the first meeting of Drinking Liberally, Montclair NJ chapter of 2021, on Tuesday, January 5! But we cannot let our guards down for an instant, because we're in the very first week of 2021 and things look to suck as bad, if not worse, than they ever did at any point in 2020!
Unless you've been living under a rock, you'll be aware that Tuesday also happens to be the Senatorial runoff election in Georgia! I mean, no big deal, it will only decide whether President-elect Biden will be permitted to actually govern or not, depending on whether the two Democrats in the race (Jon Ossoff & Rev. Rafael Warnock) can eke out a win meaning the makeup of the Senate would then be 50/50 Democrat/Republican (and hence, per our glorious Constitution, the Vice-President would cast tie-breaking votes as President pro-tempore of the Senate, which would then be Democrat Kamala Harris)! But if even one of the corrupt Republicans running (David Perdue & Kelly Loeffler, both of whom have profited via insider trading from the COVID pandemic) wins, then Moscow Mitch McConnell will remain as Senate Majority Leader, which of course means no measure proposed or favored by any Democrat will ever be brought to the floor of the Senate! So we'll probably be able to learn the fate of most of the Biden Presidency by the end of our meeting (hopefully)!
But the real fun will then come the very next day, as the votes from the Electoral College are delivered to the Congress and officially counted! Now for centuries this has been an entirely anodyne, perfunctory ritual where the Vice-President simply counts the electoral ballots certified by the states, and the Congress then certifies the President-elect. But not this year! We have a gaggle of Republicans in both the Senate and the House of Representatives who plan to object to the certification of the votes from every swing state where Democrats cheated our glorious Leader, Donald J. Trump, out of his victory by cravenly getting more votes! Plus, assorted Proud Boys, Q-Anon cultists, MAGAt zombies, and other lowlifes plan to be marching in Washington D.C. the same day to, ahem, encourage members of Congress to do the "right" thing, and throw out all the millions of Democrat votes from states they don't like!
So it's looking like 2021 is shaping up already to be one wild & crazy ride! So strap yourselves down, put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye -- and then join us online after 7:30pm on Tuesday night in Jitsi to drink and commiserate with your fellow liberals!
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