The City of Bellevue Nebraska

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01/23/2026

We stand behind Jim and Richard and the guy who posts our vehicles decision to buy these vehicles and save them from possibly being purchased from the great taxpayers of Bellevue trust and believe us they were garbage take a look at these photos in the report we wrote saying that we did nothing wrong

https://www.bellevue.net/information/news/city-of-bellevues-response-to-state-auditors-letter?fbclid=IwdGRjcAPgmkZjbGNrA-CaPmV4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHkEmoZVUV1A0JozlKRqSK2VgjkmFdKfBP54875PCoEotE1h_RUbl9RYCh-zU_aem_CpQhOJBeUPqZsmYPES5vtA

01/23/2026

We're so glad you're focusing on this car issue and not the fact that the mayor got a $5,000 fine for not disclosing a conflict of interest, so yeah, keep focusing on that and don't look into the fine. Also, don't look into the property next to the new water park. We don't know why, but somehow the water park now surrounds Rusty Hike's family property, but don't pay attention to any of that. Everything's good.

01/23/2026

Don't pay attention to anything we sold some vehicles to some of our employees and their families, but hear us out: we don't pay them enough so they can't afford to buy new vehicles, so we hooked them up! We good, fam! 🚗💨

06/22/2025

We've been kind of silent here at City Hall. We just want to make sure that nobody notices that part of the Bellevue good life district includes the mayor's house. Don't worry, he's not making that much money on this whole deal, a lot more than the neighbors that were bought out to build that water park, but it's for the greater good, right? đŸ¤Ģ🏘ī¸đŸ’°

06/22/2025

So, Bellevue is working on its plans, like buying up land and towns nearby. Once the water line to Plattsmouth is done, we'll start the annexation, and Beaver Lake is next. It'll bring in more tax money, so the mayor can, you know, make some serious moves.

06/22/2025

We are pleased to announce the grand opening of the new playground at American Heroes Park. Furthermore, the Bellevue Bay Water Park is progressing towards becoming the fourth-largest water park in the nation. While road conditions may present challenges, we have prioritized investments in recreational facilities. The sales tax revenue generated from vehicle repairs due to lack of infrastructure, such as road improvements, will contribute to the overall project funding.

Please be advised that if you intend to travel during the upcoming holiday weekend, it is recommended to utilize your ve...
07/07/2024

Please be advised that if you intend to travel during the upcoming holiday weekend, it is recommended to utilize your vehicle's headlights to signal the presence of potential road hazards to oncoming traffic. A significant number of hazards are anticipated on the roadways during this period.

07/07/2024

Could you please cease the rain-inducing rituals? We would greatly appreciate it. Thank you.

07/05/2024

Okay it's July 5th now you can stop with the fireworks we're getting tired of all the Karen's calling and complaining. Hahahah

05/24/2024

It's going to get this evening into tomorrow morning. Please be prepared! The haven't been handled on the creek, so depending on how much rain we get, watch out! 36 might turn back into . 🌧ī¸đŸĻĢđŸ’Ļ⚠ī¸

05/24/2024

Please take tonight's weather event seriously. Have an emergency radio on, charged and ready to go, and ensure your cell phones are charged. Make sure you have a way to receive emergency weather alerts that can wake you up in the event of severe weather. There are already tornadoes on the eastern side of the state with the potential of having tornadoes here now. For the jokes, we asked Rusty if he could drive around with a bullhorn in the event of a severe weather warning to alert all the citizens. He declined. We thought it would be a great idea, similar to the mayor from Nightmare Before Christmas, but he said no.

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