10/04/2026
While everyone else is comfortably parked on the couch, snacks within arm’s reach, yelling at the TV because apparently they know more about football than the coaches…
Your local police officers are out enjoying the beautiful sunshine, empty streets, and the soothing sound of radar equipment. 😎
Some of you are watching the game.
Some of you are becoming part of the game. 🏃♂️💨
Just a friendly reminder that speed limits, stop signs, seat belts, turn signals, and the other little rules of the road still exist during football season. 😂
So enjoy the game, enjoy your Sunday, and please remember:
The football field has referees.
The roads have us. 👮♂️📡
And unlike football referees, we don’t need instant replay to know how fast you’re going. 😉
Drive safe. Slow down. Get home.
Because we’d much rather see you complaining about your team’s loss tomorrow than explaining to us why you thought 52 in a 35 was a reasonable fourth-quarter strategy. 🏈🚔😂