06/10/2026
🐾Meet Dash — local celebrity, self-appointed Mayor, and occasional “Basshole” alter ego.
As Mayor, Dash takes his civic duties very seriously. Every dog must be greeted. Every human must be acknowledged. No walk may continue until proper introductions, neighborhood updates, and admiration have been exchanged. Equal parts social butterfly and town gossip, Dash believes no stranger should remain a stranger for long.
But lurking beneath that charming public persona is his dramatic alter ego: The Basshole. This version of Dash specializes in theatrical complaints, talking back, stubborn negotiations, and expressing deep personal offense over life’s smallest inconveniences. Asked to move faster? Offensive. Dinner 90 seconds late? Unacceptable. Told “no”? A personal betrayal worthy of dramatic sighs and commentary.
Despite his strong opinions and flair for emotional performance, Dash is beloved for his oversized personality, loyal heart, and commitment to making sure absolutely everyone feels seen — whether they asked to or not.
Please say hello. He’ll be offended if you don’t.
➡️Support DASH and all of the dogs in PAWS FOR A CAUSE by clicking HERE>> https://loom.ly/-5tSWVU
🐶Join us Saturday June 13th in Havre de Grace
🐶9am check in begins, 10:30am parade begins
🐶vendors, games, photo ops, pet costume contest, awards & more
