East Baton Rouge Parish Department of Memes

East Baton Rouge Parish Department of Memes Bienvenue to the official page of the unofficial dept. newly added to your EBR Parish Government

01/24/2026

In the span of just a week, the Gestapo v2.0 have:

Detained American citizens for not showing proof of citizenship

Shot and killed at least 4 American citizens that we know of.

Shot and injured numerous American citizens.

And, Im now just finding out, held an AUTISTIC 5 year old girl hostage, to coerce one of the parents of said child to leave their home and comply to forced identification for proof of citizenship.

I will make myself clear so there is no room for misunderstanding: These are actual, factual tactics of N**i Germany. Done just before the rounding up and systematic extermination of 6 million people.

If no one can see that, or refuses to see that, you're going to get what you fu***ng deserve.

If you are okay with what's going on, go f**k yourself and drink the cm of your glorious leader you absolute s**t stain of a human.

History will remember you for what you are.

01/19/2026

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness"

These aren't fluff words in a high school essay to make it sound deep and important. They are the opening lines to a document created by a bunch of tired and weary f**ks that were sick of being ruled over by tyrannical f**ks.

The history of this country is inarguably mired in atrocities, that fact is not in question. And these opening lines have absolutely been violated in the past, but that's not what I'm talking about today.

Everyone needs to realize that no matter how many amendments the constitution has, no matter what other rights or laws have been added or changed or taken away, those words have never changed.

And if we put our reading glasses on, we can see that it says "All". Not "all Americans" or "just Americans" or "just Christians" or "just white people".

All. Full goddamn stop.

This country is at crossroads and I fear we've already started down the wrong fork.

Going door-to-door demanding citizenship papers was a tactic used by the Gestapo in Germany. The comparison to that dark time in human history isn't hyperbole. It is a direct 1:1 repeat.

ICE, per the current administration, will be going door to door demanding to see papers. And if you're on the side of this being acceptable, you're on the wrong side of history.

Once all of the "Others" from a particular group are rounded up and "dealt with", the next move isn't to pack it up and call it job well done, a new "other" will be chosen. And the same villainizing campaign will be started again to make sure you fall in line with giving them the support to make it happen.

This is the same playbook used by the n***s against Jews in the 30's. Public support for mass extermination didn't just p**f into existence overnight. It started with the simple accusation of "they're here illegally to destroy your German way of life"

And we all know how that ended.

Now we have American citizens being gunned down by masked secret police for the executable crime of standing up to tyrannical and fascist tactics.

Supporters of this need to take a long hard look in the mirror and ask themselves if they're okay with the holocaust, because it's not a stretch of the imagination to come to the conclusion that that's a true possibility of happening again.
Would you report a jew to the n***s in 1930's Germany? The answer to that question is yes if you would consider reporting any perceived "illegals" in in 2020's America.

But hey what do I know? I'm just a limp-dicked, atheist, bi-sexual, democrat that hasn't been bukakked by enough Patriotic cm to keep myself blind to the fact that my country just MIGHT be engaging in the same tactics and propaganda the literal N**i party engaged in nigh on 100 years ago.

09/07/2024

Well it's GameDay and I just need to reiterate: I hate all of you. I hope LSU goes 0-12. LSU fans are bad and you should feel bad...

Uh.

I mean...

Geaux tigahs

08/18/2024

I was saying to myself the other day, I said "Self," and I knew it was me talking because I was wearing my underwear, "You need to get your s**t together and fix these damn traffic issues!" Then I saw that it would cut into the yearly budget of hookers and coke and I didn't have the mental fortitude to go through with it. So. Enjoy college football dips**ts!

06/08/2024

We're shutting down a bunch of roads today. We can't tell you which one's, but you'll figure it out when your day is ruined

05/05/2024
I said what I said
04/24/2024

I said what I said

09/01/2023

This meme page, and by extension the parish government is brought to you in part by Gordon McKernan. Yes, he even advertises at this level. The man is a machine. The Golden God of injury attorneys. All hail our Gordon overlord.

08/28/2023

Louisiana House Bill 42069 was just passed, granting the immediate incorporation of the new Department of Memes. Our gracious Governor pushed the bill through during the bi-weekly illuminati secret session at his house over some beers and a crawfish boil. Our department seeks to offer our great residents only the finest memes available. We look forward to serving you and keeping you entertained and informed. Geaux tigahs, or whatever, I'm not from here.

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