Father Trash Panda's Cult of 3rd Service EMS

Father Trash Panda's Cult of 3rd Service EMS I post mediocre memes and rant about the EMS system as a whole.

05/11/2026

one of those "legally this is satire" posts

05/09/2026

It's a level of euphoria the BLS mind cannot comprehend

lmao if you ever need proof why fire departments need to get the f**k out of EMS, "whole blood is too expensive" from th...
05/08/2026

lmao if you ever need proof why fire departments need to get the f**k out of EMS, "whole blood is too expensive" from the same bozos demanding more fire trucks

A grant-funded plan to put whole blood on Somerset County ambulances has run into local resistance, with county officials warning it could become another state-backed program that leaves local taxpayers holding the bag when the grant runs out.

Emergency medicine leaders say the county should not pass it up. Whole blood can replace severe blood loss in trauma patients before they reach a hospital — a potentially lifesaving tool in rural areas far from trauma centers. State officials say grant funding would cover the program for at least five years.

Ronnie Hinman, president of the Somerset County Firefighters Association, urged commissioners not to adopt it at an April 28 County Commissioners meeting, citing long-term funding concerns.

“Every time I turn around, there’s new programs proposed that’s going to be implemented in this county that’s going to cost this county lots of money because Anne Arundel County does it — like whole blood,” he said. “Nobody else on the Shore is doing it, so we need to stay away from it, too.

📸: Josh Davis, The Baltimore Sun

04/28/2026

when bro comes calling I aint got no choice

04/26/2026

you nearly killed a family of 4 coming here for the dispatched arrest? damn bro thats crazy can u witness my refusal

04/19/2026

do you guys think i can qualify as a church with the IRS we can be 🌟 tax deductible 🌟

Hey EMS influencer people, I dont care if you're about to drop a peer reviewed study, posting it with a AI slop image ma...
04/18/2026

Hey EMS influencer people, I dont care if you're about to drop a peer reviewed study, posting it with a AI slop image makes me immediately stop caring.

ok so like on one hand i am immensely proud of my northwest fellas for fighting hostile management to implement a union....
03/29/2026

ok so like on one hand i am immensely proud of my northwest fellas for fighting hostile management to implement a union. It is NOT a easy thing to pull off and you should be proud of yourselves.

On the other hand, IAFF?!?!?!?

💯% YES NLRB ELECTION VICTORY IN PA! 💪

Congratulations to the 107 Paramedics, EMTs, Dispatchers, and Lieutenants at Heritage Valley Health Systems, Embrooke Inc., who UNANIMOUSLY voted YES to join Local 5615 in their NLRB election.

These new members remained united in the face of the company’s attempted anti-union campaign.

Welcome to our great union brothers and sisters!

!

Clowns spotted. Go forth my 3rd service locusts
03/12/2026

Clowns spotted. Go forth my 3rd service locusts

DAY 4: MYTH VS. FACT SERIES - THE EMS TRANSITION 🚨

Today, we’re addressing a common question about EMS funding: Does privatized ambulance service actually save taxpayer money? The facts show that locally managed, fire-based EMS keeps care affordable, accountable and focused on the community.

Many assume that privatized ambulance services save taxpayer money, but the reality is different:

• Profit over community: Private EMS companies operate to make money for shareholders. That means revenue from your emergency calls doesn’t come back to the city to fund public safety or improve services.

• Hidden costs for families: Privatized EMS can often result in surprise bills ranging from $2,000–$4,000 per transport, even for routine medical calls.

• Fire-based EMS keeps care local: When EMS is run by the fire department, every dollar stays in the community. Billing is transparent, accountable and focused on affordability, so residents are not hit with unexpected charges.

• Better for taxpayers and families: The locally managed system ensures resources, funding, and staffing are reinvested directly into Evansville’s safety and emergency care, rather than leaving the city or its residents at a disadvantage.

COMING SOON: To help keep EMS affordable, EFD will continue offering a subscription service for EMS services, an option Evansville residents are already familiar with. For $89 per year, a household subscription helps protect you from high out-of-pocket costs if you or a family member ever needs ambulance transport. If a subscriber is transported, the call is flagged, insurance is billed first, and any remaining balance not covered by insurance is written off under the subscription. We will have more information on how to signup for this service, soon.

The subscription is never required. If you call 911, we will respond and provide care no matter what. This program simply gives residents an option to plan ahead and avoid surprise bills, while still receiving the same high level of emergency care. This approach isn’t new or experimental. Ground EMS subscription programs are used across the country and have long been part of EMS systems like the one Evansville has relied on in the past. The difference now is where the money goes.

Beginning in 2027, any revenue generated through ambulance services stays right here in Evansville; reinvested into ambulances, equipment, supplies and training that directly support patient care. That’s the core difference of fire-based EMS: Your dollars don’t leave the community; they come back to you.

Our stakeholders aren’t shareholders. They’re the people we serve.

bombing Iran being directly connected to making ems providers miserable was not on my 2026 bingo card
03/12/2026

bombing Iran being directly connected to making ems providers miserable was not on my 2026 bingo card

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