03/26/2026
Friends, we need to have a little chat about basic logic.
To the individual who decided the North side was the perfect retirement community for eight full-grown roosters: what was the expected outcome here? Did you envision a magical Disney moment where the rangers adopt them? Or did you assume eight roosters would just… blend into the scenery and survive in the wild?
If you thought we wouldn't notice eight literal alarm clocks wandering the trails, we have questions about your situational awareness. This is a State Park, not a farm animal dumping ground. Be a better human.