Allendale: Confederate Capital of Michigan

10/05/2022

The Great White Hope!

08/08/2022

08/03/2022

ALERT! Someone is vandalizing our hero, Ryan Kelley's, campaign signs. Unlike Ryan's peaceful visit to the US Capitol on January 6th, this is a serious crime and those responsible must be arrested and prosecuted. Allendale Charter Township

07/13/2022

How sad that Allendale Confederate Ryan D. Kelley is heading to prison.

04/22/2022

Ryan Kelley is Our Man; He has Got the Whitest Plan.

03/29/2022

We love Ryan D. Kelley!!!!! He is such a manly white guy. Wow! He's just like Donald Trump, our hero, the GREAT WHITE HOPE!!!!!

“I walked through the doors downstairs and there’s a big sign that says, ‘Alert! Masks required’…You know I’m not going to be wearing a mask right and I see a few other people walking without masks on so it’s like, okay that’s good and here’s a room full of normal people,” Michig...

01/07/2022

Allendale Charter Township, Michigan, is so very proud to be home to Ryan D. Kelley, who fought valiantly in the Capitol siege one year ago on January 6th, 2021. Kelley is an American hero! He is our "Great White Hope" for a future of White Christian majority rule.

12/10/2021

Allendale Charter Township has friends in all the White places.

12/06/2021

Send it South...

12/02/2021

Sounds just like Allendale....

Neo-Confederate (Adam Driver) ruins his compatriot's (Beck Bennett) proposal for an all-white paradise. to SNL: ht...

11/22/2021

We are saddened to learn that Ryan D. Kelley, "the Great White Hope of Allendale," has resigned from the Planning Commission.

11/21/2021

Bible Recycling Drive, Wednesday, December 1, 2021, Allendale Charter Township Park, Garden of Honor. Bring your old un-used Bibles (i.e., all of them) for recycling and shredding...