Château du dieu de Bourbon

Château du dieu de Bourbon The historic Château du dieu de Bourbon. Domicile of the Bourbon god and host to parties for the w Since antiquity there have been many true gods.

Dionysus was the god of wine and long regarded as one of the most important sons of Zeus. Not to be undone by antiquity, there are gods of the modern day as well. While the Christians, Jews and terrorists believe in gods of lesser importance who have long forsaken modern man, today there exists a god of great power, compassion, and grandeur––James B. Beam––the god of Bourbon. Much as the Buddhists

believe the Dalai Lama is the manifestation of their god on earth, followers of Jim Beam vest their faith today in his earthly manifestation. The currently reigning god of Bourbon calls this stately Château in Virginia his home today. Host to parties, dinners, and receptions for many of the world’s elite, the Château du dieu de Bourbon is a by invitation only venue. Those worthy and lucky enough to be invited are treated to worldly delights, meals, and cocktails unimaginable to the peasant classes that surround the Château and can only gaze at its grandeur. The peasantry is kept at a distance as are other undesirables and, of course, children are strictly prohibited on the premises.

03/05/2016
The menu of cheeses featured at tonight's wine and cheese reception.
03/05/2016

The menu of cheeses featured at tonight's wine and cheese reception.

TABOO CONVERSATION SUBJECTSIn the interest of civility, etiquette and proper behaviour, the following subjects are herew...
03/05/2016

TABOO CONVERSATION SUBJECTS
In the interest of civility, etiquette and proper behaviour, the following subjects are herewith and
henceforth deemed inappropriate topics of conversation while at the Château du dieu de Bourbon.
Violation of these taboos carries a fine of $5 per incidence, payable immediately to the transgression
kitty.
1. The Democratic Party or any of its candidates or constituents, unless the conversation is
intended to malign or vilify them.
2. Animals involved in common “animal phobias:” snakes, spiders, insects and possibly rats.
3. Anything involving urine, f***s, vomit, blood, mucus, or other bodily fluids or excretions (tears
are the only exception).
4. The possibility that a male human being could become pregnant and bring a baby to term.
5. Graphic descriptions of surgery or autopsies, while other guests are eating.
6. Descriptions of murders, rapes or other violent crime.
7. Cannibalism, human sacrifice and other socially unacceptable customs practiced by other
cultures.
8. Torture of animals, such as flinging them out of catapults, cooking them in microwaves or
skinning them alive.
9. Discussion of eating anything not socially acceptable as a food source; this includes insects and
other invertebrates (except for seafood) and organ meat.
10. Disparaging or uncomplimentary remarks about Justin Bieber specifically or young male
musicians or boy bands in general.
11. Religion or religion-like cults (such as Mormonism or Scientology), unless the conversation is
intended to malign or vilify them.
12. Graphic descriptions of infants or children under 10 and their habits, activities or bodily
functions.

Joining us tonight at the Château to comment on the Scottish independence vote is.....
09/18/2014

Joining us tonight at the Château to comment on the Scottish independence vote is.....

Tonight's agenda.... bourbon tasting in the north garden cottage.
08/02/2014

Tonight's agenda.... bourbon tasting in the north garden cottage.

Dinner tonight at the Château..... Assorted Crudités for Hors d'oeuvre; Mixed green salad; Kobe beef kabobs with grape t...
07/31/2014

Dinner tonight at the Château..... Assorted Crudités for Hors d'oeuvre; Mixed green salad; Kobe beef kabobs with grape tomatoes, white onion, and non- psychedelic mushrooms; fresh raspberries for desert along with Jim Beam and FIJI Water.

Gourmet burgers tonight at the Château du dieu de Bourbon. Prime-grade ground beef mixed with white onions, jalapeño pe...
06/16/2014

Gourmet burgers tonight at the Château du dieu de Bourbon. Prime-grade ground beef mixed with white onions, jalapeño peppers, ground black pepper, and a sauce based on one created in 1824 by Henderson William Brand, a chef to King George IV. The burger is stuffed with Danish Blue cheese and bacon and then topped with Orkney Scottish Island Cheddar and Munster-géromé cheeses. Served on a hand-made potato roll and accompanied by baked beans and hand-cut pommes frites. The meal is matched perfectly with bourbon.

Tonight's dinner menu.....
06/03/2014

Tonight's dinner menu.....

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6552 Morning Meadow Drive
Alexandria, VA
22315

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