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04/15/2024

Taking inspiration from other states, we’re launching public safety initiative.

To participate, simply send us a picture of your hole, along the location & we will dispatch our crews to service your hole in a prompt and professional matter.

02/01/2024

help, i dont think were going to make it !.

01/13/2024

“Now the poors have to walk — a net positive, really”

01/10/2024

Happy Law Enforcement Appreciation Day! 🫡🇺🇸🙏🏽

01/09/2024

12/31/2023

hey wait a minute ..

12/30/2023

Following this past week’s public cannibalism of the PopTart mascot, the University of New Mexico’s Basketball Mascot, The Lobo, has been placed in protective custody said the university’s spokesperson.

Mascot advocates are calling for sweeping protections in response to the rise of mascot cannibalism, along with much needed higher pay.

04/08/2023

some of these bi***es smell like tingley beach

03/03/2023

Six Republican states are suing, citing lack of Congressional approval of the toppings.

03/02/2023

Governor Lujan Grisham also declared February 27th, “Transformer Day of Remembrance”.

02/11/2023

no ur still cute just ripping the baggie inside out and licking it in the effex bathroom kinda surprised me

02/10/2023

“It’s really a net positive.”