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09/09/2017

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why
do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.

19/03/2015

an insect falls into a glass of beer..
American :Throws his glass away and walks
out
Dhoti :Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese :Eats the insect and throws the beer
away
Nepali :Sells the beer to the Dhoti and insect to
the Chinese and gets a new bottle of beer.
buddhimani and great nepali

13/11/2014

Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne do,,,
Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne do...
Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod diya unko,,,
Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne do...
Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se khushiyan unki,,,
Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi rehne do...
Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,
Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe BEWAFA hi rehne
do...
Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko apna ZAKHAM,,,
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas KHAMOSH HI
RAHNE DO...

16/07/2014

It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

10/06/2014

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha:- mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apkepapa ko bata dunga.
Ladki:- Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo
height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
duniyadaari ki maa ki aankh jo baat
galt h vo galt h mai to bataunga....
Naughty Boy MaNoJ
20 m]

25/04/2014

Que : Prove : 2/10=2
American student : out of syllabus.
Australian stdt : The question is
wrong.
Chinese stdt : Its strange ! how it comes ?
Nepalese stdt : Its so easy..
2/10 =
two/ten
t - t cut
= wo/en
w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
so... 23+15/5+14
= 38/19
= 2
we never ask, whats the answer ?
We only ask, what answer we should bring....
NEPALESE COMPLETELY ROCK..

24/04/2014

एउटा नेतै नेताले भरिएको बस सडकबाट दुर्घटना भएर खेतमा खसेछ त्यो देखेर किसान दौडदै गएछ अनि एक एक गरेर सबै नेनाहरुलाई खाल्डोमा पुरेछ । केहि दिनपछि सरकारि पक्षले थाहा पाएपछि किसानलाई सोधपुछ को क्रममा ।

सरकार : के सबै नेताहरु मरेका थिए र पुरेको हो ?

किसान : होईन कोहि त भन्दै थिए कि म मरेको छुईन! तर तपाईलाई पनि थाहा छ नि नेताहरु कति झुट बोल्छन भनेर ।

11/04/2014

Three old men went to see
God. The first old man, an American,
asked God when will his country come out of recession. “100
years,” God said. The American started weeping
profusely. “I will not live to see that day”
Second man, a Russian asked God “When will my country become
prosperous?” “Fifty years,” came the reply.
Russian too started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see
that day” Finally the Nepalise asked God,
“When will my country become corruption-free?”
God started weeping profusely. “I will not live to see that day”

09/04/2014

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *walks away*

07/04/2014

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached yourdestination".
The 1st guy gave him money &
the 2nd guy said "Thank you".
The 3rd guy slapped the driver.
The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?". The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"

06/04/2014

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down when a voice from the next cubicle said: "Hi, how are you?"
Embarrassed, I said,"I'm doing fine".
The voice said,"So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"
From next door, "Can I come over?".
Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now".
The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions."!!!!!!!

05/04/2014

Do you know why God has
created spaces
between your fingers?
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.
.
.
So that someone would come
in your life..
hold your hand & say...
:
:
:
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.
"LE CIGRATE P*E.

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