02/06/2021
1.He who refuses to mix Agege bread with Akara as a type of sandwich is said to be a *racist* Martin Luther King junior(1788)
2.He who completely unwrap moi-moi and gala before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864)
3.Only a *courageous woman* can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any Albert Macaulay -(1872)
4.Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing the garri to swell before drinking is *poverty* -Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5.Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is *not afraid of anything* -Williams Shakespeare (1900)
6.Anyone who graduates from conventional school without experiencing a strike has *never been to Nigeria* Lord Lugard (1904)
7.Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without *squeezing his face* is capable of murder -Micheal Faraday (1899)
8.He who runs around looking for *scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachet* is not hungry -Doctor Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9.He who says *nothing lasts forever* has never tried Hausa perfume -Nelson Mandela (1973)
10.No matter how hot your temper is,it *cannot cook yam* - Prof Jeda (2015)
11.Anyone who reads this without laughing is *either looking for a job* or *needs money badly* -Donald Trump (2021)
