Uchep

03/10/2021

Been prepared always is the best... We move

30/08/2021

Wahala dey ooo

30/08/2021

As a big sis or bro.. When last did ur brother the lastborn cooked for u.. Hey!! Barman keep the balance let me be going and coming.....

26/08/2021

IMO state wahala.
my rice is not done yet and my kerosene has finished.. Pls how much are they selling kerosene in ur area.. Here is #400..

21/08/2021

Around 4am.. Parents will be like...' Come out let's have our morning devotion'.. Ewoo chi m!!..
Me!! I can sleep for Africa..

21/08/2021

Around 4am..parents will be like..'come out let's have our morning devotion' Ewoo !! Chi m
Me!! I can sleep for Africa..

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18/08/2021

Abeg no vex oooo how can 4_5 lecturers be an authors of a single text book.. But during exam only one student will be expected to read the whole textbook,Bro no bi juju bi that.

18/08/2021

Am not among the lazy Niger youth.So I will resume work by tomorrow at the ZOO as one that bath the lion,tiger chimpanzee.ndi nwem Should i accept the job or quite.

10/08/2021

BIKE WAHALA!! E CHOKE OOOOOOO

Wife_ _honey pls let's stop a bike am tired of trekking .

Husband__ we are almost close to the house ,u know is late bike will be too expensive .

Wife_ _really ( ignored her husband) bike! Bike!

Bikeman__ where to .

Husband __ from this naza junction to polynekede junction how much.

Bikeman__ oga your money is #2500 only

Husband___ I hope u are not taking us to heaven. Collect #500 only

Wife__honey pls stop, oga pls collect #2000 from us nah pls

Bikeman __ madam is because of u oooo,u both can enter let's go.

Husband__bike man,pls go with my wife let me continue my trekking. remember ,she is stopping at polynekede junction not Onitsha bridge, this one u are collecting #2000 I wonder where u are going to stop her .u both can go ,l love doing exercise. Am too young to tag missing. Inukwa.....

09/08/2021

Teacher_Nkem! y is ur school Boots worn out like this.
Nkem_ma'am there is no way my feets can survive without ventilation,my feets gets oxygen through this opening..

09/08/2021

Chike __ babe what are searching for.u have littered everywhere in search of what I don't know.

Kate __ my dear am looking for the cake I kept under the bed .

Chike __ oh !! u mean the cake u baked and hide it from me right .

Kate__ exactly ,where is it because it contains a rat poison .

Chike __what!!! I hope u are not kidding me,pls if this is a torch light off it, because I can see even in the mid night.

Kate __ when u entered the house didn't u perceive the odour of a death rat . that's the poisonous cake the ate and die.

Chike__ ( with hot tear) how can u suddenly decide to kill our household pests now am having catarrh knowing too well I can't perceived any odour .

Kate __ so how did u perceived the present of the cake under the extreme of the bed .

Chike __ am confused myself ,everything happened so fast ....... Ewooo chim mu ooo

07/08/2021

Don't testing her ,she is not ur test tube.