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Life is not a straight and shining road,But a path of dust, of dreams, of load.We stumble, we rise, we laugh, we cry,Eac...
17/10/2025

Life is not a straight and shining road,
But a path of dust, of dreams, of load.
We stumble, we rise, we laugh, we cry,
Each heartbeat whispers, “you still must try.”

The sun will warm, then hide its face,
And time will teach its patient grace.
For every wound that leaves a scar,
There’s strength that blooms right where you are.

We lose our way, we find our soul,
Through broken pieces, we become whole.
The tears we shed are not in vain—
They wash the dust and ease the pain.

So hold on tight when nights grow long,
Your silence too can hum a song.
For life’s not perfect, but it’s true—
Every shadow makes the light in you.

14/10/2025

😁🤣🤣

14/10/2025

There once was a man called Baba Tummy,
Whose love for food was kinda funny.
He’d wake at dawn, not to pray or jog,
But to fry five eggs and a mighty dog!

He’d chew fufu, soup, and suya too,
Then chase it down with a pot of stew.
Rice for breakfast, beans for lunch,
Pounded yam for an evening crunch!

One day his belt gave up the fight,
It screamed “I quit!” with all its might.
His chair ran off, his buttons flew,
Even his slippers said, “We’re through!”

Now Baba Tummy sits with pride,
A mountain of meat by his side.
He says, “Life’s short, so eat my friend—
If I die now, I’ll die weekend!” 😆🍗

11/10/2025

Truly Jonathan deserves an apology

🎬 Title: “ the Gas Warrior” – A Lagos Traffic Comedy Skit 🤣Scene 1 – Morning Ambition(Camera opens on a crowded Lagos st...
09/10/2025

🎬 Title: “ the Gas Warrior” – A Lagos Traffic Comedy Skit 🤣

Scene 1 – Morning Ambition
(Camera opens on a crowded Lagos street. Cars honking, people shouting, hawkers moving around. Mr.Nice steps out confidently with a red gas cylinder on his shoulder, smiling proudly.)

(grinning):
Today na today! Before 10 a.m., I go don cook my jollof rice. Lagos traffic no fit hold me!

(He looks at the road ahead — it’s already jam-packed with cars and buses stuck bumper-to-bumper.)

(hesitates):
Okay… maybe before noon.

Scene 2 – The Gas March Begins
(Cut to a wide shot — dozens of people also carrying gas cylinders. Some red, some yellow, some blue. It looks like a festival.)

Mr Nice (shocked):
Wait o… all of una dey go fill gas too?!

MAN WITH YELLOW CYLINDER:
Yes o! Na nationwide gas conference we dey hold. You never hear? “Gas Men Association of Nigeria.” 😂

(Everyone laughs as they shuffle forward in snail-speed traffic.)
Una no go fit kpai person for this country
🤣😂😂

Scene 3 – Lagos Traffic Olympics
(Two hours later. Mr.Nice is sweating. He’s now using his gas cylinder as a chair, fanning himself with a sachet water nylon.)

Mr Nice (muttering):
Na only Lagos you go leave house by morning, reach junction by sunset.

(A hawker passes by.)

HAWKER:
Bros, you go buy gala and chilled Pepsi?

Mr Nice:
My brother, if you get egusi soup and better soft Akpu, na that one I need now. 😂

Scene 4 – Gas Revolution
(Mr.Nice suddenly climbs a small bridge, holding his gas cylinder high like a champion.)

(shouting):
Fellow Lagosians! Who no get gas today, go drink Garri tomorrow!

(Crowd cheers. One okada rider lifts his blue cylinder in the air.)

OKADA RIDER:
Na so! I no go ever cook beans again until I'm made minister of Petroleum!

*(Someone begins drumming on an empty cylinder, others join in. It becomes a mini street concert — traffic jam vibes!) 😂

Scene 5 – Evening Confession
(The sun sets. Mr Nice is still in traffic, looking tired but still smiling. His friend calls.)

Friend (on phone):
Nice, where are you? Have you filled the gas?

(sighs):
Guy, I never fill am oh… but I don fill my soul with endurance. Lagos has refilled me spiritually.

Friend:
So what are you cooking tonight?

Nice (smirking):
Hope and faith, my guy. Hope and faith. 😂

(Camera zooms out slowly — traffic still not moving. A voice-over comes on.)

VOICE-OVER:
And that’s how Mr.Nice became a legend… the only man who turned Lagos traffic into a cooking gas concert

09/10/2025

😄😆😆 this is really unfair

My neighbor bought new generator,He named it Blessing from Above,But every night by 2 a.m.,That same blessing starts to ...
09/10/2025

My neighbor bought new generator,

He named it Blessing from Above,
But every night by 2 a.m.,
That same blessing starts to roar like love!

The sound no dey fear mosquito oh,
Even the witches for night dey pause,
Because as the gen dey cough and sneeze,
E be like say e get catarrh for exhaust!

He go shout, “Mechanic say na plug!”
Next week, “Mechanic say na carburetor!”
Two months later, “E no be gen wahala,
Na NEPA wire wey get attitude problem!”

Sometimes light go come, gen go still dey on,
I go knock, “My brother, off your gen!”
He go say, “No worry, e dey use sense,
E go off by himself when spirit move am.”

But truly, make we thank the Lord,
Because despite all wahala and noise,
That generator still dey do one good thing —
E dey chase away everybody’s sleep with joy

09/10/2025

Like seriously 🙄?

23/09/2016

what an interview

Boss: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many
are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499
Boss: What are the three steps to put an
elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are
there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the
crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.
Boss: Last question. In the end the old lady still
died. Why?
Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?
Boss: No! She was hit by the brick. You may
leave now.
is this a good boss hahahahah

04/08/2016

Count your blessings instead of your crosses;
Count your gains instead of your losses.
Count your joys instead of your woes;
Count your friends instead of your foes.
Count your smiles instead of your tears;
Count your courage instead of your fears.
Count your full years instead of your lean;
Count your kind deeds instead of your mean.
Count your health instead of your wealth;
Love your neighbor as much as yourself.

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