Mighty UNIMA MCP WING

01/04/2026

This is not AI, and it's not April Fool's. Zikuchitika ndithu. In 7 months, kukwera katatu, all the way to five years, do your proportions.

29/03/2026

15/03/2026

Ma

10/03/2026

He is the Leader of the Opposition in the UNIMASA Parliament. He does not hold any position in the MCP Wing; whatever actions he is taking are strictly in his capacity as the Leader of the Opposition. It is unfair and misleading to drag the MCP Wing into this matter. The most appropriate course of action would simply be to disburse the upkeep funds to the students. This situation is unprecedented in UNIMA’s history, upkeep being delayed until almost mid-semester. Instead of engaging in blame games, the responsible authorities should focus on resolving the issue by ensuring that students receive their funds. Let's not bring politics on this matter as a cover up of incompetence.

Uku zativuta basi 🙌

26/02/2026

30/11/2025

You delete it we repost 😂

22/11/2025

During campaign paja amati a MCP analephera kulemba anthu ntchito m'boma anyamata alibe zochita koma akalowa iwowo adzalemba aliyense tsopano lero okha akuvomelanso kuti MCP ndiyo inalemba anthu ochuluka zedi ndipo ife tasiya recruitment komanso ena tiwachonsa ntchito 🙌😂

21/11/2025

Akakhala ma civil servants ndie aimvera mfungo 🤝. Mwakhaulatu eti? mwandisowa?

21/11/2025

DPP is punishing Malawians through PAYE. Let's compare the MCP Government and DPP Government tax policies.

Under the MCP Government, the tax-free band was MK150,000, and PAYE was 25%. If your taxable income was MK500,000, you'd pay MK87,500 in PAYE, taking home MK412,500.

Now, under the DPP Government, the tax-free band has been reviewed to MK170,000, and PAYE is 30%. With the same MK500,000 taxable income, you'd pay MK99,000 in PAYE, taking home MK401,000.

That's a difference of MK11,500. The DPP Government is stealing money from employed people. They're good at stealing. The government has reduced salaries for everyone, and it's a systematic move that's illegal and unacceptable.

18/09/2025

GAME ILI BHO IYI 🔥🔥🔥🎉

28/08/2025

FROM: MIGHTY UNIMA MCP WING

TO: FIRST YEARS

SUBJECT: CALL FOR MEMBERSHIP REGISTRATION TO THE MIGHTY UNIMA MCP WING

To the first years, welcome to the University that God loves most. First of all, congratulations on making it into this great university founded by our nation's father and founder. That man is Dr. HASTINGS KAMUZU BANDA, the greatest son of this soil. To respect his legacy, join the community that follows his vision of building a great Malawi. Here in UNIMA, that community is none other than the MIGHTY UNIMA MCP WING.

The great Tambala Family, we welcome you all to the Mighty UNIMA MCP WING. For more details, join the WhatsApp group or contact:

1. 0984435922 (Ishmael Pillow, Publicity Secretary)
2. 0992379006 (Chisomo Nyirenda, General Secretary )

Join the winning team 💪, together with Dr. LAZARUS CHAKWERA and VITUMBIKO AZ MUMBA, Pr. Eng. We can build a great nation.

Boma ndilomweli, Chipani ndichomwechi, President ndiiyemweyu kusintha palibe 🔥. Thank you 🙏.

Regard,
Pillow Ishmael Absent
Publicity Secretary
Mighty UNIMA MCP Wing