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08/04/2022

Car Names

Cars do have meanings:BMW: Brings Me Women.FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive. VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object. PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always. GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away. You can give more names of other cars in the comment box below...
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02/04/2022

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27/03/2022

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket? " asks an accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket, please. " The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all!) When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all. "How are you going to travel without a ticket? " says one perplexed accountant. "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "ticket, please. "
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26/03/2022

Only in Malawi... do we use the word 'politics' to describethe process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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26/03/2022

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Politicians accident

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?"The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
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26/03/2022

Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Vighnesh Sase: I want to be a pilot.
Williams Mnyenyembe: I want to be a doctor.
Catherine Barnett: I want to be a good mother.
ThirdMaka: I want to help Cathrine Barnett.
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26/03/2022

ThirdMaka's new baby brother is screaming up a storm. He asks his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replies, "He came from Heaven, ThirdMaka." ThirdMaka says, "Wow! I can see why they threw him out!"
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Teacher: Why are you late?ThirdMaka: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?ThirdMaka: The one that says, "School Ahead,...
26/03/2022

Teacher: Why are you late?
ThirdMaka: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
ThirdMaka: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what Idid.
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26/03/2022

A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" ThirdMaka says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Kathy? " the teacher asks.
Kathy says "I wanna be Johnnys bitch."

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26/03/2022

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, ThirdMaka stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think youre stupid?
ThirdMaka" "No, maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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26/03/2022

Homework Palaver

TEACHER: Did you finish your homework?
ThirdMaka: Did you finish marking my test?
TEACHER: I have other children's tests to mark.
ThirdMaka: I have other teachers' homework to do.
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