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23/01/2019

Happy new year to you all

17/02/2018

What are your plans for the weekend? Its too hot tikasambile

28/09/2017

1.Okay I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5
2.The answer is look at 11
3.Don't get mad look at 15
4.Calm down don't be mad look at 13
5.First look at 2
6.Don't get that angry look at 12
7.I just wanted to tell you I love you all
8.What I wanted to tell you is ........ LOOK AT 14!
9.Be patient look at 4
10. this is the last time I'll do this! look at 7!
11.Please don't be mad when I say.... look at 6
12.sorry look at 8
13.Don't be mad at me look at 10
14.Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok look at 3
15.You must be really mad look at 9!

21/09/2017

Teacher*: Kodi iwe mwanache sumafuna kukhonza?
*Mwanache*: *ndimafuna*
*Teacher* : nanga vuto ndichani
*Martse*: vuto ndi *Mwano*
*Gwamba*: osadanda madam *zizakhala better*
then Sangie walks in
*Sonye* : beib *tabwela*
*Bucci*: Sangie bwera *Tiyime pa chulu*
*Sonye*: Akunama *tsika nsungwana tsika*
*Sangie* : Eti Maskal ndi tsike??
*Maskal*: *Zili ndiwe*
*Sangie*: Sinditsika
*Martse*: *Why ??*
*Sangie*: *I do it all for love*
*Aycee James*: *China Love*
*Nameless*: *Chilichonse chalowa china*
*Teacher* ߘᠩnu basi mukusokosa CHETE!!
iwe Mafo wangoti phee ukuganiza chani??
*Mafo*: *Ndimamuganizila Bushiri*
*Armstrong*: ine *ndipita konko*
*Teacher*: Ukataniko?
*Armstrong* : i just want money a talking *miracle money*
*Sir Patricks*: *ndizatsatira*
*Teacher*: uzamutsatila? wakuuza ndani kuti kwa bushiri kuli ndalama?
*Sir Patricks*: ndi *Mmene ndimanvera*
*Teacher* : Kodi Namadingo sanabwele bwanji, akudwala?
*Vic Marley*: eyah *chidikho dikho*
*Bucci*: ayi ndi *Malungo*
*Tay Grin*: Dzulo nampeza kwawo akungozi *Kanda*
*Skeffa* : *Chinamuluma chakuda*
*Grace Chinga*: hahaha *Ndizaulula*
*Ma Blacks*: hahaha Grace *mulomo uzakuphesa*
*Teacher* basi chete tiyambe kuphunzila.
Lesson 3. *Fruits*
Dan Lu Name any fruit u know?
*Dan lu*: *sweet banana*
*Trap squad*: *ngati nzimbe*?
*Teacher*: Eya. iwe nanga Sally Nyondo monga Ras tayankha
*Sally Nyondo*: *Ras amadya nzimbe, mango, nthochi*
*Teacher*: Very Good
iwe Sangie wangoti phee ukudwala?
*Sangie*: ayi madam *ndangozizidwa*
*Saint* : *bwela ndikunyamule*
*Teacher*: Choka saint kodi Gwamba watuluka panja?
*Nepman* : Eya *wadusa p***a*
*Andy musik* : *wadya nfulumila*
*Teacher*: abwela lero koma
*Theo Thomson* : *Maybe tomorrow*

21/07/2017

RIP Mayi Anyamanda.........í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥í ½í¸¥

21/07/2017

QUOTES OF THE WEEK…
1. ‘’ Don't assume anyone hates you or is unhappy for
you. But don't also force yourself on people who don't
appear to be receiving you well. Allow the space a
person appears to desire with you. Learn not to be too
dependent on any one relationship. There are plenty of
other people you can make friends with. Expect nothing
of people. Just appreciate what they are able to give
at any point in time.’’ Tope Oly
2. ‘’ The problem we have at times in our lives is trying
to support a house that is meant to collapse. There are
people we assume to be friends but they are not.
Learn to appreciate the person you see in the mirror’’
Bishop Fountain R
3. ‘’ We must pick the signals for who bonds with us
and who doesn't as tides and times alter for us. Life is
lived with wisdom’’ Segun Oruame
4. ‘’ There are people who are only your friends when
you are in the same category. When you climb up or
achieve something greater, they cease to be your
friends.’’ Festus Aleke
5. ‘’Your real friends must be able to handle your
success’’ Oraka Obiageli
6. ‘’ Women’ relationship does not last ‘’Nwafor Onyeka
7. ‘’ No childless married woman is happy, every
woman’s prayer is to get married and have her own
children’’ Achi Chinwe
8. ‘’ Every relationship is cool as long there are enough
resources to go round - the problem usually starts
when a shortage of resources arises.’’ Ibe Chukz
9. ‘’ Where is the love if we fail to help our loved ones
become better?’’ Chukwurah Ifeanyi
10. ‘’ If it is a big deal for a man that a woman is
domesticated, the man should look for that type and
marry and save everyone from heartache’ Daisy
11. ‘’Domestic chores isn’t gender specific’’ Karen
Ijeoma Okafor
12. ‘’ The issue is that we men can't do without ‘breast’
as far women are concerned but grabbing without ‘
agreement’ is what I don't support. Breasts and men
are blood relatives’’ Gerald Chive
13. ‘’ About the males that grab breasts… I don't fear
them, unless you are grabbing mine with a gun.
Otherwise, I will squeeze your balls in a manner that
you just lose the sexual interest. I won't let go, even if
it's in the public’’ Ifeyinwa Ogbungwa Nnaji
14. ‘’ The female politicians in Nigeria are also useless
to their fellow women; I don't care how many their
numbers are. They could do something SERIOUS about
sexual harassment. Unfortunately, they are busy
competing with their male counterparts on LOOTING.
Most of them make it by selling their body to men in
order to get into power. So, until these women that are
in power start pushing for changes to help the most
vulnerable women …these men will not stop’’. Nick N
Nwuda

28/05/2017

Congrats Arsenal

25/04/2017

mu chilichonse yamikani mulungu

22/03/2017

Ngozi yoopsya yangochitika kumene pa chantulo.Mu galimoto munali anthu a nsomba a ku cape ndi msaka.Pano tili ku chipatala ku bay.Lorry yozatenga maliro a ku cape yafikanso.
Am greatly shocked .May their souls RIP from CMBN

19/08/2016

kodi tizipita motele? Rest In Internal Peace

15/05/2016

OVERCOMING FEAR
1 Tim. 1:7. False Evidence Appearing as Real (FEAR) is one of the powerful weapons of the devil that he uses against believers to prevent many from attaining the level that they ought to be. Where there's fear there's stagnation and spiritual growth becomes difficult. Mostly the thought of *what if* take over the mind and instead of seeing the positive side of an action we see the negative and that brings fear.
What are your fears and what is preventing you from moving forward? God didn't give us the spirit of fear so don't allow fear to engulf your thoughts and life. All that you hear, see and read that instills fear in you are all mirage but getting close to your vision will prove their non-existence. God has so much in store for us but not until we overcome all forms of fear. Be bold in everything and take the right steps allowing the Holy Spirit to direct you.
Prayer Starter: Dear Lord God Almighty You didn't give me the spirit of fear but of power, love and self-control. I'm Yours and in You exist no fear so Holy Spirit help me to live a fearless life in Jesus Christ's name.

14/05/2016

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Zovetsachisoni nyamatawina wachotsa zitseko panyumbayake chifukwa akuti mkazi wake akumachita mwano ndiyetipangebwanji.......

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