24/11/2015
HILARIOUS: SECRET WHATSAPP chat
conversation by TOP LEADERS on CS Waiguru
RESIGNATION
Hon Alfred Keter posts>>> ‘At last we have won
this war against impunity, thanks to all’
(Charity Ngilu, Dikembe Disembe and 976 others
like this)
Hon Moses Kuria: Which war? Go and yap at
gilgil weigh-bridge.
Hon Charity Ngilu: Ouch ati Kuria is the Brains
behind jubilee, nowonder nothing good is coming
from this government
Hon Aden Duale: Ngilu, shut up! enda ukacheze
na Kalonzo
Senator Muthama: Nkt I thought you are
busy representing us in the hague? Kelele tu.
Hon Gladys Wanga: I heard they
were just sleeping and wearing Sheng’ t-shirts.
CS Rachel Omamo: Chietha Wanga, reason like a
mother.
Wakili Kethi Kilonzo: How do women reason?
ama k**a Waiguru Kununua Di**os?
Senator Mike Sonko:@ Gladys which tshirts are
you talking about? Ama ulitaka tustrip
Hon Rachel Shebesh: Haha Kethi ati kununua
nini??*dead*
Hon Waititu aka BabaYao: Shebesh is ever
h***y, vitu k**a izo lazima angecomment!
His Lordship Mayor George Aladwa: Hehe and
which doctor relieved waIkulu from heavy duties,
is it the mighty Mugo wa Wairimu?
Hon Jakoyo Midiwo: Aladwa, I think ni Dr. Ring
Ding.
Mutahi Ngunyi: These goons instead of talking
about their ODM stolen laptops and victories,
they are discussing nothing.
Mugo Wa Wairimu: thats why they will
always be watching as we take power
Governor Joho: Kaka unajua power gani? ama ile
ya kutoa wanawake suruali?
Chief Justice W***y Mutunga: My people dont go
personal, remember Pope is coming.
DP Ruto: Sure Pope is coming, lets love each
other(Crying)
Erick Gangu: Yes, let’s love our neighbors as we
love their lands.
Senator Khalwale: Hope some people wont cry
infront of the pope.
Pastor Ng’ang’a: Khalwale people use must
common sense, why think say only cry? Pope are
not child just cry (hiyo grammer jo!)
‘Plagiarist’ Prof P.L.O Lumumba: Now the
humble language