Rohtak- The Emerging Indian City

05/01/2013

Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya .
Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
ho g*i hai, tum
yahi BITTU ke kamre me so jao.!
Ladka bola - nahi Aunty me yahin
SOFA par so jaunga
Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi
Sundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai .
Ladka - Aap kaun ho.......??
Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??
Ladka - Mai saala bhutiya ullu ka
pattha :P =D :D =)

03/01/2013

The long pending demand for 60 years has been fulfilled with the completion of this prestigious Rewari-Jhajjar-Rohtak rail project. Last Rail line started in 1980, since then (33 yrs) no new rail line was started, soon we'll see 3 new rail lines alongside this.

रेवाड़ी-झज्जर-रोहतक रेल लाइन का शुभारंभ 8 को - इससे पहले, (33 साल पहले) 1980 में हरियाणा में नयी रेल लाइन आई थी . अब जल्दी ही इसको मिलाकर, राज्य में 3 नयी रेल लाइन शुरू होने जा रही हैं !!

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/chandigarh/Train-services-to-commence-on-Rewari-Jhajjar-Rohtak-rail-line-on-January-8/articleshow/17845319.cms?intenttarget=no

Union minister of state for railways K J Surya Prakasha Reddy and Haryana chief minister Bhupinder Singh Hooda would inaugurate Rewari-Jhajjar-Rohtak rail line at Rewari on January 8.

26/11/2012

develpmnt in Rohtak

07/11/2012

1 ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam
pucha
Ladki ne kaha mera naam iss
Kagaz mein likha hai.
Usme likha tha:
07/09/2001
expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!

29/10/2012

BIggEST LESSONS are Taught By FAKE friendz,
Not by TRUE enemies.......

CA kαrnα вαchσ kα kααm nαhí

Via: Yogesh Gupta

18/10/2012

wat d hell it is....in CM City :x :

17/10/2012

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08/10/2012

JuSt iN:
Petrol price reduce by Rs. 0.56
Huuhh.. Increase krte h to seedha 7/-..decrease
krte h to 0.56 :/

03/10/2012

:)

27/09/2012

SUPER JOKE MUST READ
Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at
mid-nite
Girl: - Hello Dear
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh
pakaane)
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal
raha hoon )
Girl : - bataao na..?
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte
hain..! )
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha
chalo call kar loon
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio
staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi
band ho
jaate hain )
Girl:-- plz sunao na......
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh
aisi ki taisi )
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u
luv me den u will sing for
me
Boy : time kya ho raha hai .?
dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwak hi r
maanegi )
Girl : --12:30
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam
hai
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr
lete ho
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romanticsa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye
beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait
kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne
ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call
nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi
nahin
lagata)
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
Boy: theek hai (beta pyar kiya hai toh jhelna
toh padega hi..ban
ja
aadhi raat ko.. Himesh
Reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere
mehboob mein .
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere
muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak
naa
le )
Girl: Gaao na...
Boy sings : -
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke
baad
naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki
aankh )
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi
hai kamini )
Girl: -
hmmmm mujhe neend aa
rahi
hai.. bye.........
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno
toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission
complete)
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care
jaanu
Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..ab sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab