Fb jokes

31/05/2015

Rahul gandhi-mummy aapki vajha se meri shaddi nahi ho rahi

Sonia gandhi-kaise

Rahul gandhi-Apke har poster pat likha hota hai ki (sonia gandhi ko bahu mat de)

26/07/2014

Types of Or***ms

1. The Optimist: Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes...... !!!

2. The Pessimist: Oh No, Oh No, Oh No...... !!!

3. The Confused: Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No...... !!!

4. The Traveller: Ahh, I'm coming, I'm coming...... !!!

5. The Religious: Oh God, Oh God...... !!!

6. The User: Ahh, More, More, More...... !!!

7. The Murderer / Mafia :Ahh, If you take it out, I'll kill you...... !!!

8. The Submariner:- Mmm...Ohhh...Deeper...Deeper... Go Deeper...... !!!

9. Classical Indian or**sm: Nahi... Nahiiii.. Naahiiiiinnnnn...... !!!

10. Rock 'n' Roll Or**sm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby...... !!!

11. Heavy Metal Or**sm: Yaa Come on Honey.... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby !!..... come on...... !!!

12. Grand Maratha Or**sm: Aai Ga... aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa...... !!!

13. Parsi Or**sm: Oh mummy mummy mummy...... !!!

14. Gujju Or**sm: Oh Bhagwan... mari g*i... mari g*i... aaahh...... !!!

15. South Indian Or**sm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyooo...... !!!

16. B**g Or**sm: Oodi baba! Ooooddddiiiiiii baaaa baaaba...... !!!

17. Rajasthani Or**sm: O Thaari...... !!!

18. Punjabi Or**sm: Chal utar ja kaminey, mainu hor vi kaam HAIN !

26/07/2014

Girl: Ur Name..??
Boy: Black Lion..
Girl: Are you joking..??
Boy: No, it means Kalu Singh..
and Yours..??
Girl: soft Underwear..
Boy: Are you joking..??
Girl: No
it means Komal Chadda.

26/07/2014

Watsapp chat
Girl: hi kutte
Boy; wat happend
Tu mujhe kutta Q bol rhi
Hai?
Girl: hum masti me jhgda
Karte he,pyar se to
Daily bat krte h na.
Boy : k par masti me hi ha
Pagal??
Girl : k bewakhuf
Boy : a budhdhu
Girl : a besharam
Boy : a madarchod ??
Girl : a chup kutte
Boy : a rand
Girl : a bohat ho gaya
Boy : teri maa ka bhosda
Girl : ***block***
:D

26/07/2014

Ladka Ladki k Baap se-"me Apki ldki ka Haat Mangne aya hu..."
Baap-"kyu"
ladka-"qki Mera Haat ab Thak Chuka h"

26/07/2014

girl- suno ji agr tumne meri paheli ka jawab diya tabhi mai tumse shadi karungi..

santa- haa puchho

girl- masal masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke andar kiya, bolo kya???

santa- suii dhaaga

girl- chal bhosdike teri to soch hi bachcho w

03/06/2014

19/01/2014

Jamai to bow

jamai: tume khana banana ata hain?

Bow: Nahin,banana khana ata hain

jamai: to phir thik hain, shaadi pakki.
Lol
admin:SHAFAT

19/01/2014

Never force children to Pray ...
At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer....
BOY : But i don't know how to pray
DAD : Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc
BOY : "Dear Lord" he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come ag*in.
Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed.
This coming Christmas, plz send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work ??
AMEN ?? ??????????:O X_X
Dinner was cancelled