Non VEG Jokes 18+

09/08/2013

Pappu - mujhe Apki beti se shadi karni
hai.
Baap - teri aukat to uska toilet paper kharidne
ki b nahi hai...
Pappu - accha!!! Itna hagti hai,to rehne do....

02/08/2013

Ladis ke saath kaun kaisa harami pan karta hai :

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?

Dhobi: madem Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu.:->

Xerox Wala: Madam Aage Pichhe dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf 1 Side Se...B-)

Fruit wala : medam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega.:-/

Bank wala: medam so so ke du chalega.?:-O

Aoto wala: medam aagese nahi jayega, pichese lu.?;->

Paper wala : medam kal me niche se dal ke gaya tha,:->

doctor: din me 3 bar dhoodh ke sath lena,

shopkeeper: medam blows me hum ne aap ka rakha ab peticout me aap ko hamara rakhna padega

T.V repair wala:medam pura kholke karna padega

02/08/2013

chunnilal roj raat ko girls hostel ke aage chillata hai kiski choot mein kitne baal kiski choot mein kitne baal

ladkiya pareshaan ho jaati hein

agle raat fir chunnilal bolta hai kiski choot mein kitne baal

ladkiyaan bolti hai meri choot mein itne baal phas jaayega chunnilal

chunnilal kehta hai:Goli chalegi thaaye se choot phategi baaiye se jal jaayenge saare baal bhaag jaayega chunni LAL

31/07/2013

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi
Ladkewale: "ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai
- aur 15000 ooper se kamata hai."
ladkiwale :"ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai
- aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."

31/07/2013

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho!

31/07/2013

27/07/2013

EK BAAR EK KUDI 2 CHHATA (UMBRELLA) THEEK KARAAN WASTE DUKAN TA JANTI HA WOH UNNHU KAHTE HAI :

KUDI: AA DONO NU THEEK KAR DA
DUKAN WALA : ANHU MAIN THEEK KAR DUNGA
KUDI : KIDA THEEK KAR DANAGA
DUKAN WALA : PEHLA UPER DA KAPDA UTTARANGA PHIR THALE DANDA PAWANAGA
KUDI : JO MARZI KAR PAR PANI ANDAR NAHI ANNA CAHIDA

27/07/2013

SSA
1st time on this site....
R**E CASE...
vakil : behnji ki hoya c...?
Lady : pehla usne menu niche giraya...
vakil : fer behnji...?
Lady : fer blouse padaya...
vakil : fer behnji...?
Lady : fer usne petikot padaya...
vakil : fer behnji...?
Lady : fer teri bhain di l*n de ta usne...

27/07/2013

Jatt di sali boli...
jija ji...500 rupees deo...parso devangi...
Jatt replied : Aa chak 1500...hune DE...

24/07/2013

ਅਮਲੀ cycle ਤੇ ਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਸੀ..
".ਭਿਖਾਰੀ - ਅੱਲਾ ਕੇ ਨਾਮ ਪੇ
" ਕੁਛ ਦੇ ਦੋ....
" ਅਮਲੀ - "ਆਜਾ ਬੈਠ ਜਾ ਭਾਈ ਝੂਟੇ ਦੇ ਦਿਨਾ.... ਹੋਰ ਮੈਤਾ ਆਪ ਤੇਰੇ ਵਰਗਾ

23/07/2013

Teacher- 1869 me kya hua Tha ??
Banta- Gandhi ji ka Janm..
Teacher- Gud Baith jao..
Teacher (Santa se)- 1872 me kya hua tha batao ??
Santa- Gandhi ji 3 Saal ke ho g*e the.. :