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04/06/2014

Din bhar kitna bhi kyun na ghoom lo ....
sabse hot ladki tabhi dikhegi
jab gharwalo ke sath bazaar jaoge...!! :p
Agree Boyz?? (y) :D

07/05/2014

"Ek Cinema Hall ka malik GANDHIJI ka bada
fan tha. Isliye usne apne Cinema Hall ka
naam rakha-
GANDHIJI KI DHOTI"
Ab jab b koi nayi film lagti to paper me ad
aati-
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me HULCHAL
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me AAG
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me ANACONDA
Gandhiji ke dhoti me RAAJNEETI
Gandhiji ke Doti me KOI MIL GAYA
Gandhiji ke dhoti me NEW YORK
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me JANNAT
Gandhiji ke Dhoti me HERA Pheri .

17/04/2014

GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko I
LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath
Kyu
pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi
thapad
na mar de...

03/04/2014

Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo,
or.. .
NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.

26/03/2014

Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se
Poochha:" Pyar Ki
Haqeeqat Kya Hai ??
Buzurg Ne Kaha:" Jao Baag Mein Jo
Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le
Aao.." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or
Kaha:" Mein Phool
Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se
Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se
Behtar Ki
Talash Mein Chal Pari..
Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut
Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka
Tha" Buzurg Ne Kaha:" Yahi Pyar Ki
Haqeeqat Hai Jo
Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi KiJati Or
Jab Wapis
Lauto To Wo Bhi Hath Nahi Aata...!

03/03/2014

1 aadmi ka Gala kharab tha
Wo Raat ke 3 baje doctor ke ghar
gaya
Dard ki wajah se wo bahut
dheere se bola- Doctor hai.?..
Uski Bivi or bhi dheere se boli-
Nahi
hai Aajao :D

18/02/2014

After seing movie Yeh Jawani Hai
Deewani....a
boy 2his
father boy- me udna chahta hu,girna chata
hu,dodna b chahta hu......bus rukna
nai
chahta
father replied.... . ... .
Ye le mobile...Temple Run khel le.. ™_^_™

12/02/2014

Wife: Honey my stomach is getting bigger
I think I am pregnant!
Husband: Ya, and I know who's the
daddy!
Wife : Who?
Husband : McD / KFC

04/02/2014

Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly
Stopped Working..
Then I Realized that my
Neighbors haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they
r...:p

01/01/2014

Barsat Ki Raat,
Bhigi Ladki, .
Bhiga Badan, Bhige Hoth,
Bhigi Julfein, .
Bhige Kapde, Sundar Or Akeli
Use Dekhkar pappu ne bola:- . .
Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi. :p

29/12/2013

jane ka bahana na dena . . . . ! .jane ki vajah bta dna . . . ! ! .bs jahan na aye yaad tmhri. . . . us
jagah ka nam btaa dna !!

26/12/2013

When it rains
the couples reaction - wow
what a
romantic wheather lovng it ♥:-P .
singles - kya sala her jagah pani
pani ,pura keechad ho gya ...

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