I$KA An$wEr dE D

27/02/2014

https://www.facebook.com/JalanPhotography

All Pics R Clicked By Me !!!!!!

31/07/2013

must read... RAJNIKANT's POWER~ Talwar Baazi
Ke
Muqabley Me. 1 Chinese Ne BAAL ke Do
Tukde
Kar Diye
1 Japanese Ne Udti Hui MakhiKi
Gardan Kaat Di .
RAJNIKANT ne Machar
Udaya.
Talwaar ghumayi........ bt
Machar Udta Hi Raha. JAPANESE: Machar To Ud Rha Hai
RAJNIKANT muskurate Hue
Bola . . . . .
Udd To Raha hai .
Bt .
Kabi
Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!
Mind it:P

31/07/2013

Solid dhamki by papu to santa
Tufano se pange lena par mujhse nahi
Tufano se pange lena par mujhse nahiKyuki . .
Jin tufano me akshar logo k ghar udh jaya
karte
hai un tufano me main apni chaddi sukhaya
krta hu
Bjao taliya papu k lye good morning

24/04/2013

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya. Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi Customer Bethe The, Bola:
“Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon” Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho
Gaya, Kya….?

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Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat
Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“

20/04/2013

Ek Aaadmi Ki Lady Police Wali Se
Shadi
Hui
Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Pucha
Dost: “Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi
Suhagrat?” Aadmi: “Ghanta , Sali Ne Pahli Rat
Ko
800
Rs Jurmana Thok Diya”
Dost Hairani Se: “Abe Kiss Cheez
Ka?” .
Aadmi: “100 Rs Over Sp*ed, 300
Wrong
Side Aur 400 Rs Bina Helmet Ke :P

20/04/2013

1 Topi bechne wala ped k
niche
araam kar raha tha..
Kuch Bandar uski topiya uthakar le
gaye..
Topiwale ko apne Dada ki
sunai kahani yaad aayi..
Or usne apni 1 topi utha k
fek di..
1 Bandar aaya,
Usne topi ko uthaya or 1 THAPPAD maar k
bola:" Saale tu kya sochta
hai Hamara Dada
hame kahani nhi suna k
gaya" :-O :-D

17/04/2013

Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.
Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..? Socho, read msg again, thoda dimag
lagao..! . .



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Arre yaar! Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :p :p =)) =))

16/04/2013

Girls are so intelligent...! ! ;)
Pizza boy : Mam kitne piece krun pizza ke 6 or 8??? .
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Girl : 6 hi kardo 8 to me kha nahipaungi :) :O :P :D
Hahaha thoko LIKE..!! =D

16/04/2013

Epic Small Collection Raavan ko court le gaye.
Judge : Apna haath Gita par rakho
Raavan : Sorry boss!!
Sita par haath rakh kar itna lafda hua. Ab Gita par
nahin rakhunga. ****** Ek Sardar ko ek machhar pareshan kar raha tha...
Tang aa kar wo bed ke niche so gaya.
Tabhi wahan ek jugnu aa gaya...
Sardar bola.."Kamina ab torch le kar dhund raha
hai.." ****** Animal party me chuhe nedaru p*e li.
Billi : Aaj party na hota to mai tujhe khaa jati
Chuha : Ja saali ja, warna log kahenge p*e kar
auratpar haath uthata hai.

15/04/2013

One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his
official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a
word,
"I am having such a wonderful time!
Wish you were her !"

10/04/2013

9 interesting confusions :s
1. Can u cry undr water?8-| 2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s 3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:) 4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/ 5. When they say dogs food is new and improved,
who tastes it?=)) 6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do
banks have branches?:x 7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p 8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle?:> 9. "I Love You" is not a question thn why does it
need an answer?:O=)) ! !