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07/06/2013

perfect Click

06/04/2013

Technological Mistake;
Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the
gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says; "can I kiss u?
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
Boy; plz?
Girl; no.
Boy; day do na jan?
Girl; no yar abhi nahi
This continues for 10 mints, Then Girl's little brother appears on door, says;
"papa keh rahe he, tum ise kiss do ya na do tmhari marzi.. par is beg*irat se kaho INTERCOM k button se hath
utha le. Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai... :D;)

06/04/2013

Santa in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga,
Mere Paise Wapis Karo !
Itna Chota Room..
Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai kya ?

Waiter- Mere baap Room Mein Chal Yeh Lift hai..:P :D

10/01/2013

Bf send msg to Gf
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI
khayenge
warna 6 parathe,

panir ki sabzi,

kashmiri pulaw,

ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!

06/01/2013

what is girl frd?

27/12/2012

Result Agar Acha ho:
Maa- Bhagwan ki kripa hai,
Papa- Beta kiska hai,
DOST- Chal daaru pite hai. Result agar bura ho:
Maa- Aag lage is mobile mein,
Papa- Laad pyar ne bigaad diya,
Dost- Chal daaru pite hain. B'day par:
Maa- Jug jug jiye mere LAL,
Papa- Hamesha age badho,
DOST-Chal daaru pite hain. Love me failhone par:
Maa- Beta bhul jao,
Papa- Are mard ban,
DOST- CHAL DAARU PITE HAIN.
MORAL OF STORY-
Duniya badal jati hai par kamine DOST nahi

27/12/2012

MUST READ AND MUST SHARE:

A Girl to her Mom:
Maa mujhe dar lagta hai..bohot dar
lagta hai...
suraj ki Roshni Aag si lagti hai..
Paani ki Boondain bhi Tejaab si lagti
hain....
Maa Hawa main bhi zahar sa ghula
lagta hai...
Maa mujhe chhupa le bohot dar
lagta hai...........
Maa yaad hai wo kaanch ki Gudiya
jo Bachpan main tuti thi...
Maa kuch aise hi aaj main toot gayi
hu...
meri galti kuch bhi na thi maa fir
bhi khud se ruth g*i hu............
Maa bachpan main school teacher ki
gandi Nazaro se dar lagta tha...
padsos k chacha k Napaak iraadon
se dar lagta tha...
maa wo nukkat k ladko ki bekhouf
baaton se dar lagta hai..
or ab Boss k wahshi isharon se dar
lagta hai...
Maa mujhe chupa le..bohot dar
lagta hai :,(....
Maa tujhe yaad hai tere angan main
chidiya si fudak rahi thi..
thokar kha k main zameen par gir
padi thi..
do boond khoon ki dekh k maa tu
bhi ro padi thi...
maa tune toh mujhe phoolon ki
tarah pala tha..
un darindo ka aakhir maine kya
bigada tha...
kyu wo mujhe is tarah masal k chale
gaye...
bedard meri rooh ko kuchal k chale
gaye.....
Maa tu toh kahti thi apni gudiya ko
dulhan banayegi...
mere is jeewan ko khushiyo se
sajayehi....
maa kya wo din zindgi kabhi na
layegi...
maa kya ab tere gher barat na
aayegi??......

maa khoya hai jo maine kya fir se
kabhi na paungi?? Maa saans toh le
rahi hu..kya zindgi jee paungi??
Maa goorte hain sab alag hi nazaron
se...
Maa mujhe un nazaron se chupa
le....maa bohot dar lagta hai mujhe
Aanchal main Chhupa le...:'(:(

22/12/2012

She was a student. She was 23. She was coming back from a date with her boyfriend. Her fault: she boarded the wrong bus. And oh yeah, SHE WAS A GIRL!!! Six men r***d her one by one. And left her to die on the road. Naked. Wounded. Exposed. Devastated. What’s more no one even turned to look at her. No one even bothered to throw a shawl on the ill-clad, ill-fated girl. She can never lead a normal married life ag*in. She has gone into coma five times since 16th December. She is unconscious, critical and hasn’t been able to stop crying. But don’t worry, she wasn’t your sister. She wasn’t your daughter. But she could be. The brutality has to stop right here guys. These people deserve a capital punishment for their heinous, pervert act. I VOTE FOR A CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!!! Please show her that you care. Please show her that you all are there for her. Maybe that’s all she will ever have to live by. I didn’t know her. But she is related to me by the universal bond of humanity. From a girl who doesn’t want to face the same fate

MY HUMBLE REQUEST PEOPLE PLEASE COPY AND PASTE IT AS YOUR STATUS AND TELL ANYONE AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW. USE PHONE, BBM, WHATSAPP, FACEBOOK, TEXT MESSAGES. INFORM AS MANY PEOPLE YOU KNOW. DO THIS FOR HER. DO THIS FOR YOURSELF. SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT, NOT SYMPATHY."

A heart touching poem by an Solider..If I die in a war zone,Box me up n send me home,Put my gun on my chest,N tell my mo...
05/12/2012

A heart touching poem by an Solider..
If I die in a war zone,
Box me up n send me home,
Put my gun on my chest,
N tell my mom i did my best,
N tell my dad not to bow,
He will never get tension from me now,
Tell my bro study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently,
Tell my sis dont be upset,
Her bro will not rise after this sunset,
Dont tell my friends they are hearties,
N start 2 ask for parties,
Tell my love not to cry...
"COZ IM A Solider.. ..BORN 2 DIE..."
TRIBUTE TO SOLDIERS....

27/09/2012

Always do wht u love to do
in ur life....
Dont mind wht othr's will say...
coz whether u do it or not,
people will always hv
sumthng to say..!!!!!.....:) gyd mrg guys....

11/09/2012

Always do wht u love to do
in ur life....
Dont mind wht othr's will say...
coz whether u do it or not,
people will always hv
sumthng to say..!!!!!.....:)

she accepted my frnd rqst yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24/08/2012

she accepted my frnd rqst yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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