Scummy Worthing

01/04/2025

The portal at the end of Rowlands road is being repaired today after complaints that it sends you to another dimension where "dogs drive cars instead of humans" instead of the normal dimension where cats ride bikes instead of humans.

19/01/2025

WORTHING LANDMARKS: the Broadwater Milk.

You should probably bring your friends and family to see the famous milk that's in a shop window in Broadwater. It's been there since last year and I can't see it lasting much longer. You can see the boy admiring it here as well as the commemorative plaque.

30/12/2022

Looks like you could be in with a chance of winning £1000, just sign up and dance, sing, do everything!

Right you lot, listen to me, and listen close. I have arranged a Talent Show, knowing full well I have many talented friends. This talent show has a prize of £1000. It will be run over 10 months, with a semi final and a big grand final with a big winner.

So far, there hasn't been enough entrants to proceed. And look, you can do absolutely anything you want to. You could whistle, try some stand up, sing a song, dance. You could do absolutely anything you want.

There's a link below for entry. You should probably go there, click on it, enter, and we'll have a wild time of it. Imagine it, £1000, all yours, I might get them to give it to you in fivers so you could roll on the bed in it. A whole day of central heating for that.

Seriously though, please enter and we can make history.

Broadwater's Got Talent

https://linktr.ee/bardofworthing

03/09/2022

£1000 grand prize. You could win.

https://www.facebook.com/broadwatersgottalent

Back in 2027 🎉

www.broadwatersgottalent.co.uk

04/12/2021

Head on down to the ocean to take out your frustrations on that watery moron*.

Scream at the Sea 2021



*you can call it waterever you want.

29/06/2021

You can take your penny farthing and shove it.

22/03/2021

They should probably change it back to saying 'New Amusements' now, they've had their fun.

17/03/2021

A couple more prompts here. You were all still quite busy with the last one so I thought why not a couple at once? If you want to be included in the book I'm compiling, you just need to email over anything you have to [email protected].
I'd appreciate anything you have to offer, you geniuses.

25/02/2021

Here's some more information on how to submit to the People's Handbook for Worthing. Quite detailed in fact, More information than you could ever need. I'm hoping quite a few of you get involved with this, as it could be ginormous and hopeful and everything you could possibly want.

An event reminder here too:
https://www.facebook.com/events/809448693114359