19/06/2026
🍹🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨🍹
This weekend, the cocktail shaker has officially gone into retirement mode… because Catherine and Kelly have escaped to Lanzarote on a girls’ holiday! ☀️✈️🍹
After a thorough investigation, we’ve discovered that the two key ingredients required to make our cocktails are currently busy sipping them by a pool somewhere instead. 🍸😎
As a result:
❌ No cocktails will be made this weekend.
❌ No garnishes will be artistically balanced.
❌ No “just one more” cocktails will be served.
✅ Catherine and Kelly will be conducting important research into the quality of cocktails in Lanzarote.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused and appreciate your understanding during this difficult time. Thoughts and prayers are with everyone who’ll have to survive the weekend without one of our cocktails. 🙏😂
Normal cocktail service will resume once the girls return, slightly more tanned, considerably more relaxed, and armed with a few new cocktail ideas.
🌴🍹 Gone to Lanzarote. Back soon. Stay thirsty. 🍹🌴