The Land of Lampington is the magical home of the Lamps, it is a happy place where birds sing, flowers grow, stars twinkle, and sweet sound of hardcore stomping can be heard from all around. Tis a place where people live in clouds, lamps roam free skipping hand in hand and pink fluffy unicorns dance on freeeking rainbows! Land of Lampington residents include:
Lord Lampington- Gary Cawley
Lady Lampington- Daniella Paolozzi
Mistress Lampington- Cophie Sacey
Commadore Lampington- Dicky Rickens
Nave Lampington- Exiled for excessive use of crack but affectionally known as a 'tent dweller'
Sir Lampington- Sean young
Baron Lampington- Adam Gayton
Judge Lampington- Paul Smila ryan
Commander Lampington- Mitch
Fugitive Lampington- Austin
Forgetful Lampington- Charmaine hull
Doctor Lampington- Steve wallis
Lyrical Lampington- Ben
Pope Lampington- J coward
Captain Lampington- i forgot who this was lol?? Instructor Lampington- Jak
Samaritan Lampington- Sara larrel
Professor Lampington- Marco
Plant Fondler Lampington- Charchar
Special Agent Lampington- Jammin
Master of the lampermonies lampington- Vix pestell
Luck lampington- Jonny Luck
Count Lampington- Adam Butcher
Pout lampington= Pedz baker
Wizard Lampington= Lourens van lamp-a-lot
Lamb- a- Lamp= Samantha Ward
Shepherd lampington= Robbish
Feral lampington= Kev
Grinch Lampington/ Anti Lampington= Chanel Morales
She lives in a purple cave in the hills of the land of lampington and occasionally rampages through the land kicking lamp posts, stealing filaments and plotting to take down the electric company so the lamps can be lampy no more..... Dun, dun, duuuuuuun!! If you would like to apply to become a resident of lampington, pls post your CV and a covering letter containing no less than 1000 words explaining why you would like to be a lamp and what you can offer the land of lampington.
