The Land of Lampington

The Land of Lampington The Land of Lampington, where all is extremely lampy.... Thanks for your time That is all

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The Land of Lampington is the magical home of the Lamps, it is a happy place where birds sing, flowers grow, stars twinkle, and sweet sound of hardcore stomping can be heard from all around. Tis a place where people live in clouds, lamps roam free skipping hand in hand and pink fluffy unicorns dance on freeeking rainbows! Land of Lampington residents include:

Lord Lampington- Gary Cawley
Lady Lam

pington- Daniella Paolozzi
Mistress Lampington- Cophie Sacey
Commadore Lampington- Dicky Rickens
Nave Lampington- Exiled for excessive use of crack but affectionally known as a 'tent dweller'
Sir Lampington- Sean young
Baron Lampington- Adam Gayton
Judge Lampington- Paul Smila ryan
Commander Lampington- Mitch
Fugitive Lampington- Austin
Forgetful Lampington- Charmaine hull
Doctor Lampington- Steve wallis
Lyrical Lampington- Ben
Pope Lampington- J coward
Captain Lampington- i forgot who this was lol?? Instructor Lampington- Jak
Samaritan Lampington- Sara larrel
Professor Lampington- Marco
Plant Fondler Lampington- Charchar
Special Agent Lampington- Jammin
Master of the lampermonies lampington- Vix pestell
Luck lampington- Jonny Luck
Count Lampington- Adam Butcher
Pout lampington= Pedz baker
Wizard Lampington= Lourens van lamp-a-lot
Lamb- a- Lamp= Samantha Ward
Shepherd lampington= Robbish
Feral lampington= Kev

Grinch Lampington/ Anti Lampington= Chanel Morales
She lives in a purple cave in the hills of the land of lampington and occasionally rampages through the land kicking lamp posts, stealing filaments and plotting to take down the electric company so the lamps can be lampy no more..... Dun, dun, duuuuuuun!! If you would like to apply to become a resident of lampington, pls post your CV and a covering letter containing no less than 1000 words explaining why you would like to be a lamp and what you can offer the land of lampington.

Who is responsible for this lamping? 😂😂😂
18/06/2023

Who is responsible for this lamping? 😂😂😂

16/08/2019

Make lampington great again! 💪🤩

I'm overwhelmed with my new lamp! 😍💖
20/03/2019

I'm overwhelmed with my new lamp! 😍💖

13/03/2019

Attention MK! (and surrounding areas). *We* may have said our goodbyes, but our good friends Hardcore Underground & MC Whizzkid / Metanoia Duds will be keeping the well and truly alive at the legendary Unit Nine!

https://www.facebook.com/events/832713440416815

Huge line-up on April 19th including Hixxy, Fracus & Darwin, Al Storm, Vinylgroover, Alexander Norman and more. Early birds have sold out already, but phase one tickets are just £12.50 if you fancy repeating that warehouse experience in our old home, we'll be there and will be great to see some of the in attendance!

⬇️ GET TICKETS HERE ⬇️
https://bit.ly/2GW0gxM

22/02/2018
Some say the Sir is the...
18/12/2016

Some say the Sir is the...

The mistress needs the doctor!! Why didn't anyone ever tell me not to try n snap steel wool with my hands...sliced throu...
21/02/2016

The mistress needs the doctor!! Why didn't anyone ever tell me not to try n snap steel wool with my hands...sliced through my lil finger spent last half hour cleaning up blood 🙈🙈🙈

18/10/2015

05/10/2015

Before you yell “I’M SO OFFENDED! THESE BUTT LAMPS ARE SOOOOO MISOGYNISTIC!”—hey, they could easily be naked man butts as well, okay? Designed by Londoner Joseph Begley, the “Slap It” silicone butt-shaped lamps change to ten different colors when they’re slapped, squeezed or pinched to turn on. Yo…

17/08/2015

Happy birthday land of lampington!! Xx

2 years today I lamped a cow. Then mooed in its general direction.
20/05/2015

2 years today I lamped a cow. Then mooed in its general direction.

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