The Bansion

The Bansion Welcome to The Home of Bant. To live and immerse themselves in Banter. In early september 2011 their dreams were realised when The Bansion began trading.

The Bansion or Banter Mansion was first idealised in spring 2011 when several of the biggest names from the Geography and Envrionmental Management spectrum & one tramp were fused together by one simple idea. The early banter showed promise and soon arrived in full swing. Due to The Bansion members...

Jon was appointed Lord of The Bansion (arrogantly by himself) and soon became known for his lack

of washing up and cleaning, which the other members originally feard would happen. Jon became the victim of some early banter when his excessive vodka drinking lead to ripped up forum tickets and holes in the wall. Jons hobbies include Banter and a promising modelling career which was cut short when he was hit by a mountain in the face. Mark becoming the early favourite for torment with his amazing quotes and constant demonic sayings. He was the early target for much bant with his frequent homosexual texts to his family and facebook groups. In addition he was soon founded as the most agressive of the group as he started punching things whenever he was reminded how poor he was. Legend has it that if you click your heels and utter the words 'Theres no place like Kodak' Mark will appear and inform you on how many cameras he has counted. James emerged as the safe-pair of the group, probably keeping most of the inhabitants from dying of excessive banter. James experienced some early bansion controversy as he was sexually assulted by Mark after a night out. James soon became the sh*ttest at fifa of the group but soon regained some pride. James' interests include health and safety, eating chocolate and collecting memrobiebier. Josh the quietest of the group took a backseat to the banter but soon emerged a contender as his stalking habits came to light. Josh is known as a high flying career man and has worked excessively to clean greenhouses and catch moths for his degree. Josh has a M**F which he tries to keep hidden from The Bansion, but we all know and dream about her..... Sigh

Should you find yourself wanting a staycation during these difficult economic times, The Bansion recommends none other t...
25/10/2020

Should you find yourself wanting a staycation during these difficult economic times, The Bansion recommends none other than our partner hotel ‘The Weasley Guesthouse’. Check them out for all your accommodation needs.

The cleanest, finest, and sometimes drunkest house in Hatfield. The original Weasley's House was formed in September 2010, following the breakaway of four geography residents from De Havilland Campus student accomodation.

20/04/2019

Has Mark moved into the fashion industry?

28/05/2017

Hillorie Johnson! Congratulations! You are our 1 millionth like. Please report to 'The Bansion' to claim a modest cash prize.

The Bansion reunion is under way
27/05/2016

The Bansion reunion is under way

02/02/2015

Reheated Spaghetti Bolognaise anyone?

20/03/2014

What ever happened to Ed?

22/11/2013

Hey Lowry.... do you like Kitkat's?

It's Graduation Season Once Again!!
18/11/2013

It's Graduation Season Once Again!!

Somewhat disturbing...
24/09/2013

Somewhat disturbing...

Feeling lucky? Fancy a new car? Why not try and win one!
12/08/2013

Feeling lucky? Fancy a new car? Why not try and win one!

21/02/2013

A bold statement from Mark last night: 'Peru, that's in North Africa'

22/10/2012

Definitely not listening to Titanium

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