19/05/2021
Vintage milkfloats rally to help Humphrey the camper van save Old Walter!!!
Mabel, Maud & Mildred our old milkfloats are coming out of retirement to support Humphrey. Rumours are, the developer may try an offensive tomorrow and the brave old girls are ready to form a rear guard blockade.
Florence, the nursery’s famous orange & white Unigate float is guarding the front approach. She is gearing up for a 5 mph dash to protect the trees from being cut down and nesting woodland birds from disturbance. If you are a closet eco-warrior and would like to support the fearless ‘flotilla’ in their valiant efforts then please contact Andrew and Lucy urgently ([email protected])
The tabloid press have been invited but we need as many supporters tomorrow to turn up to help us get the developers to honour their pledges for the community. Call into the nursery any time tomorrow for photographs that you can share.
Any independent investigative journalist that wants a spectacular backstory please also contact us. Our village residents’ committee have decided, after being unable to retain promises & benefits, to now bizarrely support the developers with putting new pumps under the water tower Old Walter which will enable the developers to retain the estimated 56k demolition costs!
This may possibly save the water tower but will mean that residents won’t get a new mains supply of fresh water which risks going back to the bad old days of a storage tank and possible E-coli.
Developers have made TEN 5/6 bedroom houses with no starter homes or affordable housing. This is on an old bowling green & sports club and is classed as ‘building in the open countryside’ and ‘unsustainble’ as there is no cycle lane/footpath for children to the nearest town. The community will have to rely on cars to get to nearby schools or to the shops.
Our neighbours have given up seeing any justice so ourselves (Andrew & Lucy) along with Humphrey & the milkfloat girls are trying to get as much publicity as possible to shine a light on the way our community has been treated. Anyone that can offer legal advice do please contact us.
We really would appreciate your help & support by sharing this post and getting involved at the nursery.
For more of the story & to see our comical video of Humphrey sprouting wings and flying up over the meadow to land on Walter’s loaf of bread:
www.bunkershillgardenshop.co.uk/save-old-walter