The Wizards of Eastleigh

25/04/2026

Reform UKs list of paper candidates in Eastleigh are puting out no leaflets. The only person putting out leaflets is the self-serving Fawcett who is taking the machine gun approach and standing for 4 seats hoping that she will win something.

If she loses all 4 this time, resulting in 11 election defeats and zero success. Will she finally realise her favourite catchphrase "my record speaks for itself" really does?

Last week Fawcett sent out an email to her local members requesting leafleters to help her candidates. Clearly the response was NaN because no Reform UK leaflets have been put out in the parishes!

It appears to me, last week's appeal for leafleters was less about her local candidates getting help and more about her own ambition.

The thing is, Members of Reform are not daft. They can see her for what she is, nothing but a carpetbagging snollygoster!

20/04/2026

With the recent rise in attacks on synagogues and increasing hostility directed towards the Jewish community, I believe it is important that voters are fully aware of the views and public statements of those standing for office.

As a resident of Horton Heath, I am concerned about the now Independent candidate standing in Eastleigh Borough Council within my ward.

I have previously documented social media posts that indicate that the candidate holds strongly critical views of Israel. While criticism of any government is part of legitimate political debate, the tone and context of such messaging matter—particularly at a time of heightened tension and sensitivity.

Of particular note is the candidate’s appearance in a video alongside Husam Zomlot, in which the phrase “one day you will ride to Jerusalem, the capital of the state of Palestine” is expressed and appears to be endorsed.

This is a highly politically charged statement. For some, it represents a vision of Palestinian statehood; for others, it raises serious concerns about the future status of Jerusalem and the implications for Jewish communities.

In the current climate, I believe it is reasonable for residents to question what such positions mean in practice, and whether they reflect values that promote community cohesion and mutual respect.

08/01/2026

Next phase plans lodged for nearly 1,000 homes at One Horton Heath
Two major planning applications totalling more than 900 homes have been submitted to Eastleigh Borough Council as part of the next phase of One Horton Heath.

Author: [email protected] | Ross Marshall


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04/01/2026

✨ A Message from the Wizard’s Tower!!

This morning, from the high shelves of the tower, I released my first scroll into the world of Advance UK.

If you know of a story that needs telling, a truth that’s being quietly buried, or a subject that deserves the light of day, send a raven, or, failing that, a DM, and let it find its way to me.

Advance UK is a young banner, but it is a rare one: a party shaped by its members, for its members, and sustained by the will of ordinary people.

It exists because another banner, Reform UK, has drifted far from the path. What once promised renewal has become a top-down court, a closed circle of favours, appointments and quiet deals. Its halls echo less with the voices of the people, and more with the whispers of a club that has forgotten who it serves.

If the realm feels troubled now, imagine it under a court that rules without listening!

A court that watches, records and silences rather than serves.

More shadow than sunlight, more Stasi than stewardship.

So if you believe this land deserves better guardians… If you believe the people’s voice should matter more than the corridors of power… Then you already know why the tower lights are on...

The Wizard is listening.

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30/12/2025

📜 Ministry Proclamation

Better the Wizard of Eastleigh than the Laughing-Stock

By order of the Ministry, let it be entered into the ledger:

That Morgra Fawcwyn,
a familiar figure in Estley,
the ancient clearing in the woods of the East,
who speaks loudly of the clearing yet listens little to it,
having stood before repeated trials of the ballot
and prevailed in none,
now seeks legitimacy through mockery
where the people declined her plainly.

Let it be known:

Power is not conjured by noise.
Authority is not summoned by cackling.
And refusal, returned time and again,
does not transmute into wisdom
by volume alone.

The Wizard of Eastleigh tends the clearing quietly,
learning its paths,
respecting its boundaries,
and serving its people.

Others mistake the clearing for a stage,
rehearse loss,
and rebrand it as principle.

Defeat is not persecution.
It is instruction,
heard, ignored,
and too often weaponised as grievance.

Accordingly, this matter is shelved, not forgotten.
Further noise shall be recorded,
should a future proclamation be necessary.

So noted,
with wand steady
and memory intact.

🪄 Better the Wizard of Eastleigh than the laughing-stock.

08/12/2025

In my experience, Reform UK don't expel people for wrongding, they rally around to protect those people. It is people who blow the whistle on wrongdoing who are expelled.

Backward PR IMO!

That is something to think about!

23/11/2025

Council searching for culprit after large fly-tipping in Horton Heath
Eastleigh Bourgh Council are appealing for information after a fly-tipping incident in Horton Heath.


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Eastleigh Bourgh Council are appealing for information after a fly-tipping incident in Horton Heath.

15/11/2025

Clare Fawcet has stood in 6 elections and lost them all.
SOON TO BE SEVEN!
IMO. desperate to win something, to feed an overinflated ego!

12/11/2025

Police appeal after power tools stolen from parish council building
Police are appealing for witnesses and information following a burglary from an outbuilding belonging to Hound Parish Council


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Police are appealing for witnesses and information following a burglary from an outbuilding belonging to Hound Parish Council

09/11/2025

Southampton council tight-lipped on potential City of Culture bid
Southampton council has remained tight-lipped on a potential UK City of Culture 2029 bid, with Eastleigh 'interested' in a bid of its own.


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Southampton council has remained tight-lipped on a potential UK City of Culture 2029 bid, with Eastleigh 'interested' in a bid of its own.