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08/09/2026

08/09/2026

Soltau Veteran Enamel Pin Badge | BAOR Germany Military Veteran Lapel Pin
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Show your BAOR pride with this premium Soltau Veteran Enamel Pin Badge. Inspired by the famous Soltau road signs seen by generations of British soldiers serving in Germany, this badge is an instant conversation starter for anyone who served with the British Army of the Rhine (BAOR).
Whether you were stationed in Soltau, passed through on exercises, or simply remember the iconic yellow sign, this badge celebrates a unique piece of British military history.
Designed with vibrant enamel colours and a durable metal finish, it's perfect for jackets, caps, backpacks, lanyards or displaying as part of your military memorabilia collection.
Every badge is created by veterans who understand military life, making it an ideal keepsake or gift for serving personnel, veterans and collectors.

08/09/2026

A**eholes in the Workplace
I find myself constantly having to watch what I say at work. My favourite saying now seems to be ‘You’re talking boll**ks mate,’ that’s about as far as I go. The PC brigade is everywhere.
There are a couple of arseholes who I work with. Take Nigel for instance, his favourite saying is… 'You’re not in the Army now, mate.' I feel like saying ‘Thanks for reminding me you semi-literate c**t,’ but I can’t, I just smile and get on with it.
And then there’s scruffy Duncan. Every time I see him, he’s on his mobile phone or talking about who’s been evicted from love island or some other reality TV show, that’s his life. He has no interests in anything else, what a sad existence. Please pass on my deepest condolences to your father's faulty s***m.
I would love to say to him, ‘Duncan, get off your arse, go home and get dressed properly, and remember to switch the f**king iron on, you scruffy little sh*t.’ He’d have a proper melt down. ‘I award you fourteen days restriction of privileges. That should give you some time to consider the error of your ways. There’s more to life beyond your bubble of Mobile phones and reality TV shows, Private Duncan. Turn up tomorrow morning at 06.00 hours at the Guardroom with a cleaning cloth and some Brasso where you’ll find a lovely big cannon for you to polish. March him away, Sergeant Major.’ Forgive me, I got carried away with my thoughts. If only… Rant over
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07/09/2026

Grumpy Old Veteran Do Not Disturb Until I’ve Had My Egg Banjo & NATO Standard Funny Forces Mug
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Start the day the proper military way. This “Grumpy Old Veteran – Do Not Disturb Until I’ve Had My Egg Banjo & NATO Standard” mug captures that unmistakable forces humour every veteran understands.
Perfect for ex-service personnel, squaddies, and anyone who knows the importance of a solid breakfast and a properly strong brew before conversation begins. Whether it’s for home, the workshop, or the office, this mug delivers a relatable laugh with every cup.
A brilliant gift for birthdays, retirement presents, reunions, or simply treating the grumpy veteran in your life.

07/09/2026

Chef Warning One F**king Sausage Military Humour Mug
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“Chef Warning… One F**king Sausage.”
Classic military humour with zero subtlety.
This hilarious forces-inspired mug is made for squaddies, veterans, chefs, and anyone who appreciates dark barrack-room banter. Featuring a bold military stencil design with skull and crossed knives artwork, this mug delivers proper no-filter humour with every brew.
Perfect for brew rooms, kitchens, offices, garages, field exercises, or anywhere military sarcasm survives.

07/09/2026

100% Grumpy Bastard Mug Funny Military Humour 11oz Mug
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Just got my DNA test results back… turns out I’m a 100% Grumpy Bastard.
Perfect for veterans, serving personnel, grumpy old blokes, and anyone powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and bad moods before 0900.
This funny military-style mug makes a great everyday brew mug for home, work, garages, offices, or the brew table.