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DON'T LET THE MEDIA LIE TO YOU! This charming piece of real estate was recently DEFACED on Spotted Sh*tlingsea! Skeleton...
02/10/2019

DON'T LET THE MEDIA LIE TO YOU! This charming piece of real estate was recently DEFACED on Spotted Sh*tlingsea! Skeleton Towers was originally created as a safe haven for our bony brethren to live without being attacked by fleshy sacks of rot such as the cretins who run Spotted Brightlingsea, and now they're producing shameless propaganda and trying put our dear calcium rattlers on the street! DO NOT SUPPORT THIS! Vote for Skelly Tunman in your local election to ensure the disgusting pieces of filth behind this skelephobic movement are put behind bars once and for all!

Absolutely spooking typical. Spotted: Brightlingsea have been confirmed as being racist, speciesist and spookist. The ab...
12/05/2018

Absolutely spooking typical. Spotted: Brightlingsea have been confirmed as being racist, speciesist and spookist. The absolute buffoons uploaded an honestly embarrassing photo of a seemingly poorly parked car. What they didn't show to the public was the spook comrade that had been digitally removed from the picture. Our loyal bone soldier was simply zooming to the local co op to guzzle some cow juice and strengthen his boney frame when this photo was snapped by a Brightlingsea low life. Since the photo was uploaded, this particular calcium creature has turned to a life of milk deprivation causing his structure to deteriorate and render him useless in the never ending skeleton war. Please make sure to send all your hate to Spotted Brightlingsea for this disgusting act of hate.

Yesterday at approximately 11AM I ventured to Mac's Plaice with the intent of feasting upon some chippies, when to my de...
05/04/2018

Yesterday at approximately 11AM I ventured to Mac's Plaice with the intent of feasting upon some chippies, when to my delight (and terror), I spotted a pair of calcium soldiers having a joke at one of the tables. This is a fine example of what your fate will be should you not succumb to the skeleton overlord. First they take Mac's Plaice, next it will be all of Brightlingsea. Don't forget to drink some moo moo juice tonight, or don't if you want your skeleton to crumble and fail when drafted into the skeleton war.

As you may have seen, our rivals Spotted : Brightlingsea posted an absolute travesty to their page this chilly morning. ...
25/12/2017

As you may have seen, our rivals Spotted : Brightlingsea posted an absolute travesty to their page this chilly morning. The absolute fiends robbed me of my own photography! The audacity! That's not even the worst part, these complete rapscallions photo-shopped out our terrifying subject here! Some people are just too terrified of the truth, which in all fairness can be down to the fact that our spooky brothers are scary enough to kill a man, but that doesn't justify this act of terror. Here you can enjoy my photography in all it's unedited glory, make sure to give Spotted : Brightlingsea a piece of your mind in order to continue to pursue the skeleton reign!

03/10/2017

The spook season is upon us! Get your socks on, its time to find some skeletons!

Brace yourselves, this is a spooky one. I left my house this morning at around 6:30 AM just to get this photo for you. I...
24/09/2017

Brace yourselves, this is a spooky one. I left my house this morning at around 6:30 AM just to get this photo for you. I'd heard rumours about a fabled "Spooky Pool Party", but I just couldn't believe it until I saw it with my own two eyes. I got to the crab pool and there they were; three bony fellas enjoying a splash in the cold morning water. One beckoned for his comrade to enter the chilly depths with a long bony finger. The third skeleton executed a perfect swan dive from the ledge into the sea, and I nearly screeched out with terror, by golly it was a terrifying sight. So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags and make your way to the seafront if you dare, and make sure to get all your screams out of your system before you go!

Watch out spooky people of Brightlingsea! Skeletal soldiers have taken to the skies! These spooky pilots were last spott...
18/09/2017

Watch out spooky people of Brightlingsea! Skeletal soldiers have taken to the skies! These spooky pilots were last spotted around Bateman's tower, so watch your heads or else you might just find a skeleton rooting through your hair!

The pool closed almost a week ago, this daring skeleton brethren was spotted enjoying a splash in Brightlingsea's finest...
15/09/2017

The pool closed almost a week ago, this daring skeleton brethren was spotted enjoying a splash in Brightlingsea's finest Skele-bath. Can you spot the skeleton? I'd be surprised, they've perfected the art of camouflage!

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