Tower Hill Natural Pond

Tower Hill Natural Pond This is a spoof landmark of course, set up to highlight Tory-controlled Essex County Council's failure in fixing our pavements and roads.

Brentwood’s newest tourist attraction – the “Tower Hill Natural Pond” at the junction of Sir Francis Way, Tower Hill and Weald Road – a natural phenomenon created by Tory Failure to fill in potholes and fix road defects. By all means visit, but it is just a hole in the ground!

17/12/2013
Such a sad day at the pond today as dreams of Hallowe'en Events, Christmas Grotto and New Year's Eve Celebrations are SH...
16/10/2013

Such a sad day at the pond today as dreams of Hallowe'en Events, Christmas Grotto and New Year's Eve Celebrations are SHATTERED! Essex County Council have lumped a massive dollop of tarmac in our beautiful attraction, despite the original bricks just being a few feet away. The pond, is no more. Management are too upset to speak at the moment, we can only leave you with memories.....sniff.......goodbye.....

We were delighted to welcome Mr Pothole to the pond today to film a documentary for Channel 5. I'll be aired in Novembe...
28/08/2013

We were delighted to welcome Mr Pothole to the pond today to film a documentary for Channel 5. I'll be aired in November!

We also spotted this little guy, who has to be our visitor from furthest away!
26/08/2013

We also spotted this little guy, who has to be our visitor from furthest away!

We were really delighted to have a celebrity bear visit today, with this visitor from Bodmin in Cornwall. He has quite ...
26/08/2013

We were really delighted to have a celebrity bear visit today, with this visitor from Bodmin in Cornwall. He has quite a roar!

Thanks to the travelling teddy bears for sending us a picture of their picnic today.....if you go down to the pond today...
26/08/2013

Thanks to the travelling teddy bears for sending us a picture of their picnic today.....if you go down to the pond today you'll never believe your eyes!

A family of rare colour-changing ducks were spotted at the pond today! Probably drifted down from local rivers in the re...
26/08/2013

A family of rare colour-changing ducks were spotted at the pond today! Probably drifted down from local rivers in the recent floods, they've taken up residence in the duck house for now......Chris Packham on his way to assess their welfare, but they look happy to us!

A dry day at the pond. Remember it's dog friendly!
26/08/2013

A dry day at the pond. Remember it's dog friendly!

Treacherous conditions in the severe weather have meant a lighthouse has been hastily installed. Be careful if you're vi...
24/08/2013

Treacherous conditions in the severe weather have meant a lighthouse has been hastily installed.

Be careful if you're visiting this weekend.

19/08/2013

Good news! Our request for brown tourist attraction signs has been passed to the customer service department for consideration! How exciting pond lovers!

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Apex Of Sir Francis Way, Tower Hill And Weald Road
Brentwood
CM14 4TD

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