17/12/2025
๐ 838th Transportation Battalion Christmas Party ๐
Outstanding turnout, outstanding laughs, and questionable competitive integrity across the board.
๐ฑ Christmas Kahoot Champion:
Congratulations to CPT Doju, who clearly studied harder than the rest of us and dominated the Christmas-themed Kahoot like it was a promotion board.
๐งถ Ugly Sweater Contest Winner:
The winnerโby unanimous decisionโwas Matthew Hurley (yes, the baby). Turns out itโs impossible to compete against a tiny human in a sweater. The rest of us never had a chance.
๐ช Best Decorated Door Award:
Awarded to MAJ Hurley, MAJ Chapman, and Mr. Toepfer for a bold minimalist approachโfeaturing a single wreath taped to the door. Proof that sometimes doing the absolute least still wins.
๐ December Birthday Shout-Outs:
We also celebrated December birthdays for Mr. Dunsmore and MAJ Wuโbecause nothing says โholiday seasonโ like cake, candles, and pretending youโre not aging.
๐ ๏ธ Event MVPs:
Huge credit to SGT Harris, Ms. Davis, and Ms. Krebs for doing all the heavy lifting to make this event happen. If effort were a weapon system, this wouldโve been overmatch.
Thanks to everyone who came out and made it a great night. Morale was high, sweaters were ugly, dรฉcor standards were flexible, and the 838th deliveredโagain.
Happy Holidays from the 838th ๐๐