The City of Winnipeg Complaints Department

The City of Winnipeg Complaints Department 'We take your complaints seriously and resolve them in a comedic and satirical fashion' - Dr. Inkjet Chopra
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12/27/2025
11/09/2025

Girthy Canadian polar shaft penetrates deep into the US today into Monday. 🥶

The polar shaft is normally a lot larger but it’s quite cold out and shrinkage is having a big influence.

- Adam & Brennen

Sergeant White (Back) and Constable Hoggs (Front) are patrolling McPhillips Street Walmart today looking for shoplifters...
11/04/2025

Sergeant White (Back) and Constable Hoggs (Front) are patrolling McPhillips Street Walmart today looking for shoplifters. 2 people have been caught stealing and it's not even noon yet! If you see them, please thank them for their service.

11/03/2025

if you want to i'm here

Remember to set your clocks ahead 1 hour for Daylight Savings!
11/02/2025

Remember to set your clocks ahead 1 hour for Daylight Savings!

WHOEVER STOLE THE MAYOR'S CANDY BOWL FROM OUTSIDE HIS OFFICE WILL BE CHARGED WITH GRAND THEFT!!!
11/01/2025

WHOEVER STOLE THE MAYOR'S CANDY BOWL FROM OUTSIDE HIS OFFICE WILL BE CHARGED WITH GRAND THEFT!!!

Happy Halloween!!🚓🎃 Today, Winnipeg's finest are putting their creative skills to the test this Halloween with a pumpkin...
10/31/2025

Happy Halloween!!🚓🎃 Today, Winnipeg's finest are putting their creative skills to the test this Halloween with a pumpkin carving that's leaving folks scratching their heads! 👮‍♀️👮‍♂️ What was meant to be an innocent Jack-o'-lantern appears to have a rather unique design. Is it art, a misunderstood masterpiece, or just a hilarious mix-up? Let the pumpkin debate begin! 🤔🤣

Bring your children to City Hall tomorrow and Friday from 9am until 5pm to receive free candy from the Mayor! Please not...
10/30/2025

Bring your children to City Hall tomorrow and Friday from 9am until 5pm to receive free candy from the Mayor! Please note: to combat our facility's current bed bug problem, every visitor will need to be sprayed. Thank you!

Weather Centre Alert: A massive low-pressure system is thrusting northward, expanding in size and strength. Expect a ste...
10/21/2025

Weather Centre Alert: A massive low-pressure system is thrusting northward, expanding in size and strength. Expect a steady buildup before it releases significant precipitation—potentially over 60 cm—by Friday.

10/06/2025

If you're going to continuously call our complaints line and harass our staff with fake complaints, we will file criminal charges! DO NOT ABUSE OUR HOTLINE! We take the safety and wellbeing of our call center staff very seriously. We have your phone #, we have your IP address, we will prosecute!!!

WHOSE DOG AND PUPPIES ARE THESE? THEY ARE IN OUR MAIN FLOOR MENS WASHROOM!UPDATE: Dogs were not dogs and in fact Cyotes!...
09/20/2025

WHOSE DOG AND PUPPIES ARE THESE? THEY ARE IN OUR MAIN FLOOR MENS WASHROOM!

UPDATE: Dogs were not dogs and in fact Cyotes! They have since been dispatched as per Animal Control. Thank you.

Attention All City Hall Employees: The men's washroom on the main level is currently closed while we fix the hand dryer....
09/17/2025

Attention All City Hall Employees: The men's washroom on the main level is currently closed while we fix the hand dryer. Gerald, the Mayor's chauffeur, was sent to the hospital with 3rd degree burns this afternoon because of this terrible malfunction. Please send your thoughts and prayers to him for a speedy recovery. We will be hiring an interim driver for the Mayor tomorrow. Thank you.

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Winnipeg, MB

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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