09/06/2026
🚨 OFFICIAL VALLEY GRAZE HR ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
After careful consideration, absolutely no meetings, zero paperwork and a completely one sided decision…
TASHA HAS BEEN FIRED.
Effective immediately.
Her list of offences is extensive:
• Butchering innocent songs beyond recognition
• Being a pain in my ass
• Talking back to management
• Calling me old
• Working WAY too hard and making the rest of us look bad
• Knowing what needs to be done without being asked
• Making my job approximately 97% easier
• Somehow becoming the little sister I never asked for
• Making us laugh when we should probably be working
• And worst of all…
BECOMING FAMILY AND THEN HAVING THE AUDACITY TO LEAVE.
Absolutely unacceptable behaviour.
Would not recommend as an employee.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Unfortunately, 5 stars.
Tasha, you have left a giant Tasha sized hole at Valley Graze and quite frankly, I’m pi**ed about it.
Who am I supposed to yell at now?
Who is going to butcher the songs?
WHO IS GOING TO DO ALL THE THINGS BEFORE I EVEN REALIZE THE THINGS NEED TO BE DONE?!
So yes.
Tasha is fired.
Please return your apron, your keys and approximately 47% of my heart on your way out.
Effective immediately, you are banned from being a Valley Team member!
Unfortunately for you, you’re stuck being family.
Best of luck with your post secondary education, Tasha. ❤️ We are ridiculously proud of you and cannot wait to see what you do next.
I hope you learn lots, make amazing friends, chase all your dreams…
…and have absolutely HORRIBLE coffee every single day at school.
You deserve it.
Now get out. 😭❤️☕️
P.S. This is why Valley Graze doesn’t have an HR department.