Galactus Enterprises and The Galactus Corporation

15/02/2021

Galactus very happy with friends Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Jack Dorsey and everyone at Google. They make sure silly ant size people of planet earth not select stupid president but only select president that friends of Galactus approve. Galactus think this best system for government. Silly ants can not make choice for themselves. Must be told what to do for own good! Mark, Jeff and Jack know best! That's why they friends with Galactus.

15/02/2021

Another corporate win for Galactus. American President always friend of Galactus. Invite Galactus to planet for many lunches. Identity of President does not matter. All American Presidents good friend with Galactus. Galactus love Joe Biden and Donald Trump! Joe Biden and Galactus go way back to when Galactus suggest privatizing American prisons. Joe loved suggestion!

07/11/2020

Looking for Avatar. Avatar find planets for Galactus. Avatar call Galactus. Galactus come and eat planet. Galactus satiated momentarily. You go find more planet for Galactus to consume.
End goal - Galactus eats universe and wins.

07/11/2020

You find planets for Galactus. Galactus grants you special power. You help Galactus feed off the universe. Galactus wins!

24/05/2020

Our niche is planetary recycling. On the forefront of cosmic business enterprises. Planets come, planets go, but Galactus is eternally hungry. Feed me.

24/05/2020

All we do is devour worlds. That’s our niche. Planets come, planets go. But Galactus is eternally hungry.

04/04/2012

We devour worlds. We teach good manners. We make better citizens. Board Members: The Society of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Mission statement: Here at Galactus we strive to be the best corporation we can be in the spirit of universal corporatism.

15/03/2012

http://thisorthat.com/blog/why-the-joker-and-not-batman-is-the-savior-of-us-all

What if I told you that Batman is not the true hero in the Dark Knight saga? What if I told you instead that if The Joker did not exist, Gotham would be overrun by organized crime families and the corrupt politicians that

12/03/2012

http://youtu.be/LS37SNYjg8w

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