Welcome to the Hawkesbury

20/08/2017

Winnies are red
Johnny is too
When's Shaz comin' round
I wanna screw

23/08/2015

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20/01/2015

Nothing says "i'm lovin' it" like finding a used condom in your local McDonald's bathroom. Grab a bite, and go out with a bang today!

18/01/2015

This just in: Windsor Caravan Park confirmed to be actual s**t hole, nobody surprised.

17/01/2015

There's sticky, then there's the back row of the Richmond Regent sticky. On average, three humans are conceived here monthly, and that's just row G, seat 8!

16/01/2015

"Is it just me, or does this place stink like mad p**n?" ~ Unknown Teen, Windsor Riverview.

17/11/2014

FAREWELL JUPITER'S, HELLO CRAM BAR!

Jupiter's Nightclub is no more, but will the new management be able to successfully remove all the old semen stains? Only time will tell!

16/11/2014

We've got our hands on a rare picture taken of the prestigious South Windsor car show! Featuring shopping trolleys from Coles, Woolies and even the dedicated battlers pushing them all the way from Aldi!

28/10/2014

I don't even. It doesn't get much more Hawkesbury than this.

A cow has caused up to 5 cars to collide on Windsor Road at Vineyard just after 9pm last night.

27/10/2014

Didn't get a ticket to this years Sydney Blues & Roots Festival? No worries! Pack your car full of p**s and nibblies then head on into the Riverview car park with every other local for that full-on community event of a lifetime feeling!

24/10/2014

TRAIN OFF DA RAILZZ

20/09/2014

Going to Defqon.1 today? Don't forget to take your secret stash of eckies, and your backup snapback!