03/06/2026
Who needs an Oscar when you’ve got an Emmy. 🎬
My Handler said “quick stop at the toilets” but now I’m standing here questioning everything I knew about Marulan. A giant whale in the middle of an oval?
This isn’t a toilet stop anymore. This is the opening scene of a soothing David Attenborough deep dive.
Painted by local artist Michael Thomson, this mural looks like a giant 3D illusion: half aquarium, half nocturnal terrarium with a painted line through the middle representing day and night. Apparently, this place sits exactly on the line of longitude where Australian eastern standard time is determined. It’s very important. Personally, I determine time by snack intervals and belly rubs.
Speaking of time, it takes me quite a bit to warm up to new friends. A bit like a slow-burn character development. You might notice at first glance, one of my eyes is bigger than the other, but that makes me fabulous at people-watching. I’m looking to be the solo cuddly canine of your family, which will be perfect for autumnal cinema season. I’m into movies like Pup Fiction, Jurassic Bark, Star Paws, The Bark Knight, and Indianna Bones.
I love to snuggle up to someone who is patient enough to bond with me, and sink into a blockbuster with Mutt Damon, Jude Paw, Woofie Goldberg or even Jessie Barkley.
Roll credits. Cue emotional soundtrack and let me be the award you take home for the rest of your life.
Visit my Pet Rescue Page or click the link in bio and Goulburn Mulwaree Animal Shelter Staff will set up your audition!
https://www.petrescue.com.au/listings/1191776
