22/07/2024
Election time is nearly upon us once again, where Territorians will once again have an opportunity to elect a new administration to replace the co***ne sniffing, pa******le loving, criminal gangs from the labor party.
Whilst a quick first glance would shock most observers into believing that Northern Territory voters love the Labor party as much as the Labor Party love pa******les and that they appreciate and choose to pay outrageously stupid, ridiculous salaries to a top tier of public servants comprised of incredibly useless, incompetent individuals, who r**e children for a hobby.
That is not actually the case; in the past, most Northern Territory voters have had very little say in the matter of who governs the Northern Territory. Those decisions are generally the realm of international criminal gangs, variously comprised of oil company executives, foreign governments, drug cartels with recorded criminal convictions and other nefarious entities that enjoy oppressing and violating innocent citizens for fun and profit.
We can’t be sure yet, but once the red herrings have been filleted we will be in a better position to understand the motivations and intentions of the new Electoral Commissioner for the NTEC who has replaced the incompetent fool Iain Logonathan who, in the past, has employed big mouthed, malicious trolls and stupid script kiddies to assist him in the violation of the integrity of NT elections.
I look forward to introducing you all to some of these R’s holes during the lead up to this election once we have established which of those IT professionals will choose to opt out of the default opt in retirement program that will seek to enlarge some of those holes.
While I have emphasised the malicious ignorance and stupidity of these alleged IT Professionals, they will surely understand the opt out process and those with knowledge but little involvement will be undoubtedly keen to avoid the twenty five year enlargement process that comes with conspiracy to pervert the course of Justice and/or the never ending annoyance that persists when they mistakenly assume that there complicit involvement with conspiracy to treason has gone unnoticed.
Moving right along and leaving aside for the moment, the criminal conspiracies of the drug cartels who rejoice in the massive profits generated by their crimes against humanity, even after paying many billions of dollars in fines on those occasions where their criminal actions were detected and criminally prosecuted.
Thanks to the ingenious efforts of Suzi Milgate we now know what went wrong when the foreign governments and fossil fuel companies came to the NT Labor government after the 2016 election, seeking to r**e the pristine wilderness of the NT, poison the aquifers, render the groundwater undrinkable and generally turn the Northern Territory into a baron wasteland in much the same way as they have done to many areas of the USA over the past four or five decades.
Obviously, it would be difficult for any hardened criminal not to feel for these hard done by, misunderstood, multinational conglomerates, who have been banned from engaging in these practises in their own countries.
A lot because they can’t tell us about their fracking process, they can’t tell us how much damage each fracking well will cause, they can’t repair the aquifers once they are fracked and like the criminal drug cartels who have murdered millions of people so far, they can’t tell us what chemicals they are injecting into the aquifers to do their fracking. Not only their own countries, but many other countries where they were looking and digging about, just trying to make a living, would also deny them permission on the flimsy pretext that they were such cant’s.
Looking for sympathy and acceptance for their strange life crushing practices and their armageddon inducing, unnatural gas extraction techniques, these cant’s came to the Northern Territory of Australia. Clearly oblivious to the fact that the Northern Territorians love their territory and had already elected a powerful government of strong leaders who had already promised the citizens that they would not entertain any of these cant’s who wanted to frack with their drinking water.
The new Labor government had made solid, undeniable, unwavering , heart crossed promises to those NT Citizens and importantly, to the One Territory Party who, in return, agreed to recommend the Labor party as a second preference after the One Territory Party in that 2016 election.
A preference recommendation that, when distributed after the election, lifted the Labor party over and above the equally despicable CLP, giving Labor enough seats in the parliament to form a powerful government with strong leaders who would protect the NT when the cant’s came with their money.
Unfortunately, for all those NT citizens who truly love their Territory and like to drink water occasionally. They did not realise that although they had elected a powerful government, based on the guarantees and promises of a continuing fresh, clean water supply, those Labor politicians can’t be held to stand by their promises. They were dealing with the Labor party, a renegade bunch of mindless individuals with their own agenda that did not include Territorians and they were cant’s .
Cant’s who had run out of ethics and had very little in the way of morals to begin with. They were completely useless and from their position power they began undermining the electoral processes, defrauding the elections, and importing more cant’s from the other states.
Blow ins who could give a rats R’s about the Territory or clean drinking water and who understand the simple pleasures in life, like bringing the co***ne for the Labor Party or**es, happy and safe in the knowledge that the Chief Can’t will shut down any inquiries when the hookers start to blab.
These imported cant’s would prefer to import bottled water from China anyway, these cant’s know what true love is and it is not some godforsaken burning hot landscape out in the nether regions of Australia (notwithstanding the air conditioned office which is lovely thank you). No, true love is the little girls (or boys) that the CCP send to your hotel room late at night when you visit Bejing to give them that which is not theirs to give, isn’t it Kon ;-)
So, having usurped power over the Northern Territory Government, on the behalf of the CCP and gotten down to the business of being completely useless, the useless cant’s from the Labor Party invited the fracking cant’s from the fossil fuel industry to come to their next o**y, have some coke and not talk about fracking the Territory, because obviously the useless cant’s promised their voters that they would not do that.
So, the fracking cant’s came to the next Labor party o**y with the useless cant’s and were having a great time when they got around to not talking about fracking the Territory because it will poison the water table and our water would be undrinkable. That is when the fracking cant’s pulled out their secret weapon, they knew the weaknesses of the Labor Party and with on deft move they pulled out a vast array of delicious crepes, resplendent with whipped cream topping. Just one it took, the fracking can’t sploshed it right into the face of the Chief Useless Cant and it was over. The Chief of all the useless cant’s in the Northern Territory dropped to his knees and started crying like a bitch, to show those fracking cant’s what the Labor Party is truly made of, while the fracking can’t when on to list their fracking demands and define the fracking terms of the contracts they would sign and detailing the specifics where the fracking cant’s would take it all and give them nothing in return, just like the Japanese did twenty years ago.
Still crying like a bitch and writhing about on the floor, the chief of the useless cant’s acquiesced in a similar manner to the time when the Japanese did it to them twenty years ago.
“yes” sobbed the chief can’t, anything, take it all. I’m not from here and I really don’t care. Just please don’t crepe me again.