Clare Valley Waste

17/04/2019

CVW Reminders for the longest weekend of the year:
-Take time to think about those who ❤️ you the most
-Travel SAFELY
-Have FUN 🤪
-Check your local council website for any changes to weekly bin pickups

1 belt notch is quality fam time, 2 belt notches...its time to ease up on the choccies!!

10/04/2019

Do your children get bored during school holidays?
Don't just feel sorry for the poor dears...you can do something about it!
Filling a skip bin from CVW will cure your childs boredom, and make their holidays memorable.
Don't get a bin because you need it, do it because you care! ;)

28/03/2019

Too much 'junk in the trunk' to get moving?
Give your waste the boot...CVW style.
Over 10 car boot loads in 1 skip bin. Easy. 😀

08/01/2019

Hello CVW Followers!
Our neighbour 'Keylock Self Storage' has just launched its new website. They are in the process of building 26 new roller door storage units due to high demand!

Jump on and check out what Keylock has to offer 😀

Keylock is a small locally owned and operated business in the Clare Valley providing a secure storage service available 24/7, 365 days of the year.

20/12/2018

Aww....you shouldn't have.. .but thank you!!
Garbology is a bit like housework...when u do your job really well, it mostly goes unnoticed. 😀😀
The little 🎁🎁 left on your bins this week are a pleasant reminder that we are appreciated!

PS - We deny all knowledge of any housework related comments

13/12/2018

Breaking Recycling News
CVW place ban on ‘dead cats’ in recycling bins.

In an unfortunate turn of events last Tuesday, it was discovered that not all dead cats are suitable for recycling. It was approximately 1:30pm when a cat was found on the CVW recycling sorting line. Immediately, a feline resuscitation unit was called, and extensive first aid was administered on site. Sadly, the cat was declared deceased at 2:13pm.
Later the coroner’s report provided minor comfort for the saddened sorting line workers, as his investigation revealed the cat was dead at least 2 days before being placed in the recycling bin.
When the cats former owner was interviewed, she stated that she was “shocked that Mr. Fluffles* was not suitable for recycling!”. She further commented “I thought that Mr. Fluffles had only used 3 of his 9 lives.”
In her defence the coroner noted that this is a common misconception. His report to CVW management noted in part, ‘that it can be very difficult to determine how many lives your cat has actually used and therefore almost impossible to tell if recycling is the best option for your cat’.
After careful consideration of the coroner’s report, extensive counselling, and an internal safety and procedure audit, CVW management has concluded that the best course of action going forward is to ban all dead cats from kerbside recycling bins.
In his press statement, CVW manager Mr. Zappone said “We have the utmost respect for people’s individual belief systems, but after examining the traumatic event that took place here last Tuesday, it would be irresponsible for us not to learn from and implement change going forward. Kerbside Bins are not designed to facilitate recycling of dead cats. Kerbside bins are not designed for recycling of live cats either! Your local pet shop or vet would be a much better option. We understand this ban may be difficult to adjust to at first, but we are confident that when it comes to recycling, we are all in this together and are happy to be responsible towards making a cleaner future.”

*names may be changed for confidentiality purposes.
No real persons or animals were harmed during/for this mockumentary.

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30/11/2018

Tired of wasting your time with trailer trash?
Hire a skip bin from us today.
You’re worth it! 😉

15/11/2018

🌞 'Suns out, Buns out!'
If u need a bun to finish off your Sprung clean, we can help u out bro!
Go to www.clarevalleywaste.com

P.S. Anyone know how to turn off this NZ spell chic??

25/07/2018

Untidy farm yards, farm sheds, back yards, car sheds? Building or renovating and need to remove clutter and rubbish from your home or office? Phone Clare Valley Waste 0438 884 340 and hire a skip bin today!

08/01/2018