04/08/2025
Where are the cool robots? I was promised cool robots! 🤖
When I was a kid, I was so excited for the future. And why wouldn't I be? Growing up on a diet of "Back to the Future" and "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" and so forth, I was promised hoverboards and time travelling phone booths and lots of cool robots.
Alas I've yet to get my hoverboard, time-travel might have to be confined to an App instead of a phone booth, but yes, our future is full of robots!
Unfortunately those robots now run universities.
These university robots are good at some things. For example, they're very good at seeing the numbers on a spreadsheet going the wrong way. But they're not good at figuring out what to do about that, except running the tired old program that's been around since Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and John Howard, which is "DELETE HUMANITIES TO CONSERVE PROFIT MARGINS."
I mean, I guess in the short-term it works. Without all those pesky, useless artists, musicians, historians, lexicographers, anthropologists, archeologists, and linguists expecting to be respected for devoting their lives to passing on human knowledge to the next generation (and remunerated for their efforts) cluttering up the place, a university can expect a nice bump in profits for a year or two.
But then, since no one wants to go to a university (or anywhere, I'd argue) that's inhabited solely by robots, student numbers drop off, and they're back to where they started. The old robots become obsolete and replaced with new robots, who come in and start the cycle all over again. Delete, delete, delete.
I don't like these robots very much. Because one thing I did not imagine when I was a kid, was I'd live in a world that treated things like music as a luxury for the wealthy. Humans love music. Robots don't.
If you are human, I'd like to direct your attention to the robotic decision on the table to shut down the National School of Music in Canberra, at The Australian National University. This school has been a cornerstone in cultivating generation after generation of music educators and artists for 60 years. Alas, due to several decades of robots trying to budget cut their way out of decline, instead of, I dunno, doing their human job and revitalising this invaluable institution, they've decided the best thing to do is just shut it down and hope that no human beings care.
I care. Very much. If you care too, there are simple yet powerful steps you can take to draw a line in the sand. (Robots hate sand, it gets in their circuitry and clogs things up).
1. Write to Federal Arts Minister Tony Burke and add your voice to the legion of concerned humans about the systematic erosion of our humanity in universities. [email protected]
2. MEAA is collating responses to support the battle at the coal face within ANU, so you can copy your email and send it to them, for extra impact. [email protected]
3. If you are a musician, entertainer or a journalist, join MEAA. Unions are a historically proven way to create a united front against dehumanising robotic decisions.
Institutions like the ANU School of Music take lifetimes to build, and one board meeting to destroy. And our children are the ones who will lose out.
The future is ours to shape, fellow humans ❤️