Unofficial: The City of Wentzville
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To make fun of all the dramatic issues that plague our fine city. Nothing is serious This is a PARODY page for the City of Wentzville.
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80085 Yo Mama Drive
Wentzville, MO
63385
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Wentzville Missouri is a tiny yet big town in the “crossroads” of the country. As long as you consider those roads to be Interstate 70 and Highway 61, the two most boringAF roads in the country. There might be other towns in the country that are just as “crossroads” but we put the slogan on our water towers first.
The majority of the adults in Wentzville tend to keep themselves. The vocal minority of the population tend to think they are the majority, but the real majority knows better.
Our mayor works harder than mayors of cities twice our size. The phrase “did someone tag the mayor yet?” is the rally-call for action. That action usually is of the mayor instead of the person who actually needs to do anything.
We have great local restaurants and hangouts. Please visit them often and tell them the “unofficial page” sent you.
