10/10/2026
Like most people, the Fixer & I have become creatures of habit. We rarely watch movies at home or even follow new TV shows.
That explains why every weekend we can be found binge-watching shows we only recently became aware of, including 2 series filmed over a decade ago. After finishing the first 2 seasons of Castle Impossible, we discovered Escape from the Chateau DIY. Now that we're well into the 3rd of 9 seasons, this show will stay in our lineup for at least a few more months. At this pace, we may be caught up by the time Season 3 of Castle Impossible is released, in early 2027!
Both series reveal that few owners of ancient buildings are independently wealthy. Just keeping up with utilities & taxes could quickly drain a renovation budget. That explains why both young & "seasoned" owners understand they'll have to tackle improvements & repairs themselves, even though it involves continuing research & learning new skills. Obviously, contractors have to be consulted for HVAC, plumbing, foundation, or structural issues, but sometimes the owners serve as assistants or take the wheel back after a plan has been made. As for routine cleaning & maintenance, newbies quickly realize the owner's entree is served with a heaping side of sweat equity.
Both series expose that restoring a historic building is far from glamorous. It's refreshing to see the owners scout for bargains, or even get dirty when a job calls for it. Even those operating businesses in very posh properties---B&Bs, restaurants, or wedding/corporate venues---often observe quite modest lifestyles. In one episode, the owner dredged algae from a large koi pond, crawled through a dank aqueduct to determine why the drain had failed, & finally installed a new fountain pump. Most people would wretch just surveying the situation & speed dial a professional, but the owner didn't even flinch when scummy water overflowed his hip waders. His maître d’ stood by the pond, calmly assembling rods to snake the drain---still wearing a tux. 🤔
Most owners share that not all major projects had been addressed when they first opened for business. Some even began welcoming guests before all mechanical systems were updated, & many still have a long list of projects in the queue.
After watching several episodes, we decided extra help was drafted for several projects, because they always miraculously finish just MINUTES before a big event or arrival of guests. Even though bookings would serve as powerful motivation, that type of drama would be stressful for everyone involved.
Between these episodes & touring Culbertson Mansion, I accepted that not only will the Morgan house NEVER be perfect, it's unrealistic to expect every project to go as planned. Mr. Fix-it usually needs sketches, photos, & multiple explanations---& still may raise an eyebrow---but rarely questions my plans. Nor does he shy away from disgusting jobs---such as removing desiccated rat carcasses from behind a wall, dredging composed leaves & earthworms from a clogged sewer, unearthing dead moles, & occasionally relocating other critters out to the wild.