08/21/2026
The same thing happened at the latest meeting, but this time it only lasted 3 HOURS! What a major improvement!
The 3½ Hour Tour: A Parliamentary Gilligan’s Island
Sit right back and you’ll hear a tale of a meeting that sailed past sunset, lost passengers along the way, and searched for the elusive shore of adjournment.
The Nacogdoches County Republican Party had its Organizational meeting on Thursday evening, starting at 5:30 and lasting until past 9:00 pm.
Featuring the Chair, the Skipper, Gilligan, and 40 Pounds of Agenda Items.
18 Precinct Chairs Entered… Only the Strong Survived the 3½ Hour Parliamentary Seas.
As the evening wore on, precinct chairs and audience members began quietly disappearing like castaways searching for a way off the island.
Those who remained weren't just trying to
follow parliamentary procedure, they were conducting periodic head counts to make sure a quorum hadn't escaped.
With several agenda items still waiting and the clock well past 9:00 p.m., a precinct chair finally made the motion everyone was secretly rehearsing in their heads:
"I move to adjourn."
The response from Brian?
The remaining business is "pressing."
If it was truly that pressing...it probably deserved its own meeting.
Volunteers donate their time to serve the Party, not audition for an endurance competition. Marathon agendas don't build engagement, they build exit strategies.
Rumor has it this may become a monthly tradition. Future meeting checklist:
✔️ Sack lunch
✔️ Phone charger
✔️ Seat cushion
✔️ Caffeine
✔️ Backup phone charger
✔️ Overnight bag (just in case)
And so ends this episode of The 3½ Hour Tour — where the agenda was endless, the passengers were dwindling, and the only thing missing was a rescue boat named “Adjournment.”