The City of Keokuk, Iowa

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I've been busy, clearly
05/19/2026

I've been busy, clearly

Someone has to represent Keokuk. Who are we electing to handle this VERY important task? Tag them below!
05/13/2026

Someone has to represent Keokuk.

Who are we electing to handle this VERY important task?

Tag them below!

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE, THE EARTH SAYS HELLO πŸ‘‹πŸ€— don't forget to do some cool ish today, Keokuk-ians! Spend time outside,...
05/12/2026

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE, THE EARTH SAYS HELLO πŸ‘‹πŸ€—

don't forget to do some cool ish today, Keokuk-ians!

Spend time outside, see what the level of stench it is while you search for your own hungry hungry Caterpillar 😁


then report back to me bc I enjoy knowing I'm not alone in the "I'm actually gagging walking to my car" saga that which is life out here

thanks πŸ€—

all jokes aside shout out to our local subway sandwich artists last night! I seen you handle that crowd of -hungry killk...
05/10/2026

all jokes aside
shout out to our local subway sandwich artists last night!

I seen you handle that crowd of -hungry killkucks- foaming at the mouth -ready to break down that deli glass- like God dang JUMANJI

You're the unsung heroes today. you make this town go round.

when you see me on the river instead of in the office with all my other bigwig friends...MIND YOUR OWN MELONS ! it's MY ...
05/09/2026

when you see me on the river instead of in the office with all my other bigwig friends...

MIND YOUR OWN MELONS ! it's MY taxpayer dollars to do what I WANT

Marcia Catonmice is Stepping up to oversee our Pothole Pretty-fy Project (Keokuk) June 3rd-June 6th  πŸ’… πŸ•³οΈ πŸ•―οΈ Beginning J...
05/09/2026

Marcia Catonmice is Stepping up to oversee our Pothole Pretty-fy Project (Keokuk) June 3rd-June 6th πŸ’… πŸ•³οΈ πŸ•―οΈ

Beginning June 1st, 2026- June 3rd, 2026
Marcia Catonmice is accepting submissions via Facebook messenger here on our City Page.

Marcia says "without art there is no heArt"....or some s**t she rambles on about, honestly, quite regularly.

Anyway, the winner will be nominated by your vote June 4th & 5th here on Facebook, and the winner announced June 6th.

What's the prize, you ask?

I don't know...
Prettier streets? Cheer? Curb appeal?

!!! Doin something instead of G Dang complaining all the time about it? I mean what do you expect US, the city, to do about it anyway???!!!

In short,
Our Pothole Pretty-fy Project is our initiative to create more art in our streets AND satisfy your bitchin. Please see the photos below that were submitted during our Magical Land of BS meeting last Wednesday.

God bless you Marcia, and good luck to all of our residentsπŸ’œ


https://www.facebook.com/share/17zKSCDpgk/

I manage a few pages near and far....for almost a decade...and this is the first time EVER that I've received n...
05/09/2026

I manage a few pages near and far....for almost a decade...
and this is the first time EVER that I've received notification "your account may have been compromised" 😀
Big Brother, Wiretap, Daddy Government....Did I done p**s you off??? πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ€—

take it up with the constitution mmkay?

also, your mom's a hoe.
there....I said what the whole room was thinkin 🚬 🍻 🐘

πŸ‘…

it's FRIDAY! every Friday we will post a thread of local businesses and organizations you genuinely appreciate .... not ...
05/08/2026

it's FRIDAY!

every Friday we will post a thread of local businesses and organizations you genuinely appreciate .... not satire.....

go πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Citizens of Keokuk, We appreciate your enthusiasm for keeping our town lookin nice.  While some may view this as a publi...
05/08/2026

Citizens of Keokuk,

We appreciate your enthusiasm for keeping our town lookin nice.

While some may view this as a public safety hazard, we think it's actually a wonderful idea. 🧠

Thank you to this resident for your submission on your Bank Street home 🏑

Followers, are you inspired by this?

Good! Join our Pothole Pretty-fy Project (Keokuk) June 3rd-June 6th (accepting submissions until June 3!)

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Keokuk, IA
52632

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