Unofficial: City of Ironwood, MI

03/22/2016

"Safe" Route to School in front of the school. Hundreds of thousands of your tax dollars wasted.

03/22/2016

The parking lot at the Civic Center for the Home, Yard, and Sport Show.

03/14/2016

A friendly reminder -- if you're poor and undesirable we will go after you for the way you maintain your property. Fortunately the sames rules don't apply to public property.

03/14/2016

A local resident has started a campaign to raise money to repair our culturally inappropriate and historically inaccurate tourist attraction. We've decided to help out by starting dumping season early this year.

03/13/2016

02/21/2016

Why are people complaining about the roads? We plowed them a couple of weeks ago. What more can we do? Most of our residents are too poor to afford a car anyway.

01/18/2016

It's so cold out school was delayed two hours this morning. Since it didn't snow last night and there's no snow in the forecast we decided today would be a great day to widen all the roads and alleys. If you have asthma or a heart condition -- too bad! Your city commissioners and city management can all afford to hire someone. Why can't you?

12/13/2015

Through diligent code enforcement we are proud to report a 1% reduction in litter at this property since the summer. The remaining 99% will disappear as soon as the snow sticks.

11/10/2015

We're very pleased with the election results and grateful that Ironwood is filled with ignorant and lazy people.

04/22/2015

Happy Earth Day from the City of Ironwood!

12/31/2014

Here's a look back at all we've accomplished in 2014. We look forward to even more improvements in the new year!

11/27/2014

Happy Thanksgiving from the Manager and City Commissioners. This year we're all thankful we're not in wheelchairs!