Libertarian National Convention, I know you folks are awful busy, with the convention and all, so I thought I would bring you the local news. Local US Senate candidate Don “I am not that important “Harris goes to meet Governor Daniels., of Indiana, at the state capital building, on Friday. I came into the capital through an old, ill keep, part of the building. I traveled up these beautifully build
stairs to the sign,,.Governors office. Now I pretty well knew what he looked like. I overheard some council members mention, he was a man too big for his britches. So I figured he must be a man 6’4’, wearing a small man's pants. The lady said He Has more important thing in his hands, as we speak, to see you. We have this backdoor policy, In The Army, an open door policy if you will, so I asked if I could come in his backdoor later? She was not sure if his backdoor was working. Then I had to go to the bathroom. So I walked down a hallway and vigorously rushed in to relieve myself. There was a short man, with no hair standing at the urinal, with a suit and tie. Talk about Pan Sperma. Straight across the room, I went. I looked down naturally and said,,, Eli Lilly has this enhancement pill. They were an Indiana company, Too, So though he could use the helpful info. Do You Know Who I Am?. And zipped up a little too fast. You boys know what I mean. There was skin involved. All hell broke loose, so I went for help. I saw 2 ladladiescial workers, in the hallway, I rushed up and said. Come quick, there this short man with no hair, in a suit and tie, with his pants stuck on his head. He is Yelling, don’t you know who I am, over and over. He says, for the public restrooms, “use stairs. “ And he don’t even know who I was lost, how could he no where the restrooms are? There was a nice man with a camera around his neck, why he went to help and all. He had a big button on his chest that said press. I realized I needed to find the restroom “on the stairs”. I must have made a wrong turn cause I ended up in a Top Secret “ state training room. These people were busy working out a new type of C.P.R.. All top secret and stuff, I was informed, it was a state secret and must be kept quiet. I said to them, sternly, I want all 3 of you boys, put your clothes back on Before you come back out into this hallway. That type of CPR will never catch on, its to hard on the lower back,. Maybeif they went to their knees, if would be workable, and why wearing no clothes makes it work better, I did not know. Anyway to the restroom. I rushed down the stairs, looking for the restroom, when I heard the voice of that little guy, yelling again, he was saying to someone, That a strange man was showing up here and there, asking this, asking that, going to all kinds of meetings, messing things up. Wearing strange hats, and such. When I realized it was, in fact, The Mayor, my mayor, he had cornered and was going loony with. I decided to help. Now I knew the mayor did not have all the current data on this, this loose cannon. I was pretty sure that councilman Hunter was invited to all thosemeetingsg, he referred to. So I yelled out, listen to shorty, You don’t even know where the restroom is. I did not even care about those news crew people. I just yelled out. He said to me, I told you, for the restroom, “USE THE STAIRS” I knew This guy needed help. I needed to p*e bad now. I was going to the restroom, finally on the stairs, I was making an outline of the state of Indiana, on the landing there, when all hell broke loose. Another short man went berserk, Yelling at me, accept this one was round, and his hair fell off the top of his head, went he was jumping up and down, for some unknown reason. All of a sudden, the men tackled him from all sides. It was mayhem. I quickly turn the corner, running down the stairs, I said a quick prayer. As usually, the good lod, was there with the help. It was in the form of a door. The sign read for emergency use only, so I did. I used it real fast, it was an emergency. You Know, sometimes, when you ask for help, it just pour’s in, well the good lord even turned on all the outside lights, around the whole building, for me. So I would not have to walk in the dark. I not sure why the alarm, for a tornado, was going off. It was clear outside. First thing I ran into was 2 pit bulls, walking this man in a trench coat, with sun sunglassess night) on. Things got a little strange, at this time. I asked the dogs if he was ok, they replied, asleep as hell. I started to run across the lawn when I spotted an Eagle, coming from the top of the capital, swooping toward me. I ran faster, when I notice, Tecumseh the greatest Indian Warrior Known to man, 20’ tall, came running toward me, when a 20’ Abraham Lincoln joined him chasing after me. My pickup truck came into view, when Tecumseh, jumps high into the air, grabbing 2 feathers,(3rd one in, from the end of each wing side). Right out of the wings of the eagle as it slowed down, allowing this to happen. I jumped into my truck. As he handed me these 2 feathers, Lincoln climbed into the bed of the truck. Off I drove up to Washington street, I noticed that the streets and sidewalks, windows, in the sky, everywhere, was people dressed in period clothing. I saw Washington, Adams, Ben. F., thousands of people filled the streets of my town. I turned onto the meridian street, going north, to the circle. Resting upon the curb. As I climbed up the stairway of the “Monument Circle“, looking in all directions, I saw millions of people, from all periods of time, people from all parts of the world. There was a future generation there, in the time-traveling ufos. We are here at the circle, waiting for your return, wondering “which way to go. “ Hurry home. Don Harris Candidate US Senate Indiana 2010 Independent, Candidate for Governor 2012 in ” The "CROSSROADS OF AMERICA" CROSSROADS OF THE WORLD.” Now A Unity for all mankind Past present and future United in Unity. Unity Party for all. 2022
